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Someone called me a retard.

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So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.

So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
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But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
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accelafine wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:18 am But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
You are constantly stupid. My usual retort is, leave it up to a woman to fuck up a joke.

I noticed, when I was very young, and told a lot of jokes, the girls always laughed, but when girls grow up, it is the older they get the more senile.
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Phil8659 wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 4:31 am
accelafine wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:18 am But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
You are constantly stupid. My usual retort is, leave it up to a woman to fuck up a joke.
So the 'joke' is that it was a joke? Nice one :lol:
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accelafine wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 4:32 am
Phil8659 wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 4:31 am
accelafine wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:18 am But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
You are constantly stupid. My usual retort is, leave it up to a woman to fuck up a joke.
So the 'joke' is that it was a joke? Nice one :lol:
definitely senility there.
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Phil8659 wrote: Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:15 pm So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.

So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
It looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.
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Fairy wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:41 am
Phil8659 wrote: Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:15 pm So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.

So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
It looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.
So does this mean you are going to keep me enjoyed?
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Phil8659 wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:43 am
Fairy wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:41 am
Phil8659 wrote: Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:15 pm So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.

So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
It looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.
So does this mean you are going to keep me enjoyed?
Do you enjoy our lies?
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Fairy wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:55 am
Phil8659 wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:43 am
Fairy wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:41 am

It looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.
So does this mean you are going to keep me enjoyed?
Do you enjoy our lies?
Oh, you like speaking for me too! Cool, let us see if you will also type my answers for me.
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Re: Someone called me a retard.

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Phil8659 wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 7:13 am
Fairy wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:55 am
Phil8659 wrote: Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:43 am
So does this mean you are going to keep me enjoyed?
Do you enjoy our lies?
Oh, you like speaking for me too! Cool, let us see if you will also type my answers for me.
Sorry, but you can only answer questions yourself. I can't do that for you. I mean I could, but then you might not like the answer I give you, which may prompt you to seek your own answer, which is what you ought to have done anyway, then at least you'd be 100% satisfied with it.
Hopefully, fingers crossed. 🤞
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