Someone called me a retard.
Someone called me a retard.
So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.
So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
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Re: Someone called me a retard.
But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
Re: Someone called me a retard.
You are constantly stupid. My usual retort is, leave it up to a woman to fuck up a joke.accelafine wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:18 am But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
I noticed, when I was very young, and told a lot of jokes, the girls always laughed, but when girls grow up, it is the older they get the more senile.
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Re: Someone called me a retard.
So the 'joke' is that it was a joke? Nice onePhil8659 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 4:31 amYou are constantly stupid. My usual retort is, leave it up to a woman to fuck up a joke.accelafine wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:18 am But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.
Re: Someone called me a retard.
definitely senility there.accelafine wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 4:32 amSo the 'joke' is that it was a joke? Nice onePhil8659 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 4:31 amYou are constantly stupid. My usual retort is, leave it up to a woman to fuck up a joke.accelafine wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:18 am But it's called a 'Tardis', not a 'Tard'. You're welcome.![]()
Re: Someone called me a retard.
It looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.Phil8659 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:15 pm So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.
So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
Re: Someone called me a retard.
So does this mean you are going to keep me enjoyed?Fairy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:41 amIt looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.Phil8659 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:15 pm So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.
So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
Re: Someone called me a retard.
Do you enjoy our lies?Phil8659 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:43 amSo does this mean you are going to keep me enjoyed?Fairy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 6:41 amIt looks like you enjoy being lied to. Once you taste truth, lies become poison.Phil8659 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 27, 2025 11:15 pm So, I told them in order to be a retard, I would have to be first tarded, and I do not think I am in the running to play Dr Who.
So, if you travel in time once, you have been tarded, but if you travel in time twice, then you have been retarded. And, since we all travel in time, well, welcome to the human race, we are all retarded.
Re: Someone called me a retard.
Oh, you like speaking for me too! Cool, let us see if you will also type my answers for me.
Re: Someone called me a retard.
Sorry, but you can only answer questions yourself. I can't do that for you. I mean I could, but then you might not like the answer I give you, which may prompt you to seek your own answer, which is what you ought to have done anyway, then at least you'd be 100% satisfied with it.
Hopefully, fingers crossed.