Got any good jokes?

[Fairy]

Harbal left both me and the forum. I can understand him leaving me, not many men care much for the thorny part of a rose.

But to leave the forum, his one true dearest beloved, why? talk about killing two birds with one stone, I mean geeeze!

Come back Harbal. Some of us miss your delicious humour.

[attofishpi]

*For those that missed it, yes I am rather proud of this one..

Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous.

Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?

WTFF? Go away insane little man. You are bad for the health of the sane.

[Walker]

The fella next door got a new car for his wife.
Pretty good trade.

[Phil8659]

Mankind is still looking up in the sky for intelligent life.

But some Greeks took a second step. How is it possible to look for that which you do not know?

[Martin Peter Clarke]

Desperate English comedian trying to be clever at the Edinburgh Fringe.

'Isn't is funny that two negatives make a positive, but two positives don't make a negative?'

Heckler, instantly,

'Aye. Right.'

[Martin Peter Clarke]

*For those that missed it, yes I am rather proud of this one..

Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?

WTFF? Go away insane little man. You are bad for the health of the sane.

Why?

[accelafine]

Here’s a good one.

The cat/lioness ate harbal and then spit the harbal out.

How did I miss this?

[promethean75]

These guys killed it man holy shit lol...

https://youtu.be/XSWyfkkgCN0

This won't be funny to you unless you're moderately familiar with JP.

[promethean75]

... who's the better one though. Skinny guy I think but then dark haired guy kills it at 2:45. Are these dude's Canadian or do they have to fake the nuance?

[Impenitent]

Credit to Richard Lederer

A slice of apple pie costs $3.00 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas...

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean...

-Imp

[attofishpi]

Sean Lock On How To Avoid Charity Workers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCYzdDXPoH0

[Fairy]

HARBAL

[attofishpi]

HARBAL

..oh dear.

Rumour has it, he screwed with some woman whose username was DontAskMe so bad, that she turned into a pansy little fairy.

[attofishpi]

Harry Enfield - absolutely bonkers, hilarious!!

Harry Enfield and Chums Best of Series 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emisGpmUJFA&t=84s

[Fairy]

Q: How do you make yourself invisible to others?

A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.


Hahahahah! It’s the way I tell em!