Slow and crashing forum

[attofishpi]

I did a busted door jamb rebuild a few months ago and when i got there i could tell he was gay. Not flaming gay but certainly and indubitably gay. I go upstairs to the room door, and the fellow has forgotten to put away the giant dildo standing straight up on the nightstand, not ten feet from me. I recoiled by instinct and assumed the hidden-tiger dead gay-guy fighting position at the top of the stairs. He never came up, fortunately, and i worked as fast as i could. Was gone in about thirty minutes. My god, it was horrible. How could a man... how would h... why would he do such a thing!?

Flash would know the answer, wouldn't ya Flash!

[accelafine]

Ps. None of your 'solutions' made any difference.

Then they weren't solutions were they.. We're on a philosophy forum here, apply some logic.

Clearly the issue is PEBKAC as I originally suggested.

That makes no logical sense. If you were sane then you would know this.

[attofishpi]

Ps. None of your 'solutions' made any difference.

Then they weren't solutions were they.. We're on a philosophy forum here, apply some logic.

Clearly the issue is PEBKAC as I originally suggested.

That makes no logical sense. If you were sane then you would know this.

Jesus Christ. Anyone else want to pick on atto?

I haven't slept tonight - really really cranky..but still owning U muppets.

IT DOES MAKE LOGICAL SENSE WOMAN!!

[FlashDangerpants]

I did a busted door jamb rebuild a few months ago and when i got there i could tell he was gay. Not flaming gay but certainly and indubitably gay. I go upstairs to the room door, and the fellow has forgotten to put away the giant dildo standing straight up on the nightstand, not ten feet from me. I recoiled by instinct and assumed the hidden-tiger dead gay-guy fighting position at the top of the stairs. He never came up, fortunately, and i worked as fast as i could. Was gone in about thirty minutes. My god, it was horrible. How could a man... how would h... why would he do such a thing!?

Ask any ER nurse if it's straight guys or gay guys that turn up at hospitals needing large foreign objects retrieved from their fundaments. And while you are at it, ask if it happens often.

Some people just seem to have an itch that can only be scratched by tightly wrapping 4 tennis balls in a supermarket carrier bag to create the hobo-sports-bum-ticker-of-doom and then cramming it right up there.

I may have just betrayed the greatest secret of one of the most staid and conventional people I know IRL. Or it might be that a friend of mine has quite a maliciously imaginative ex-wife. I have genuinely never known how to ask that question.

[accelafine]

I did a busted door jamb rebuild a few months ago and when i got there i could tell he was gay. Not flaming gay but certainly and indubitably gay. I go upstairs to the room door, and the fellow has forgotten to put away the giant dildo standing straight up on the nightstand, not ten feet from me. I recoiled by instinct and assumed the hidden-tiger dead gay-guy fighting position at the top of the stairs. He never came up, fortunately, and i worked as fast as i could. Was gone in about thirty minutes. My god, it was horrible. How could a man... how would h... why would he do such a thing!?

Doesn't surprise me (even though it probably belongs in the 'things that never happened' basket). My man was pretty spectacular in his day, and the manager of his rugby club invited him to his home for a 'chat'. Said manager then put on TV which 'just happened' to be showing gay porn. Manager then offered to pay my man 1k to give him a blow job.

[FlashDangerpants]

And that is how Veggie got her first car.

[promethean75]

Well, in fact, one wouldn't hold male homosexual desirability totally against the ones that do become or feel born gay because of the evil prostate trick god played when designing the male. He made it so it felt good if you was takin' one, and that's some sadistic shit right there. He creates man with a design flaw that'll make some of em wanna receive the penii, and then tells those poor sods they can't be gay.

[accelafine]

Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous.

[attofishpi]

Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous.

Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?

[accelafine]

Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous.

Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?

WTFF? Go away insane little man. You are bad for the health of the sane.

[attofishpi]

Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous.

Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?

WTFF? Go away insane little man. You are bad for the health of the sane.

[attofishpi]

I did a busted door jamb rebuild a few months ago and when i got there i could tell he was gay. Not flaming gay but certainly and indubitably gay. I go upstairs to the room door, and the fellow has forgotten to put away the giant dildo standing straight up on the nightstand, not ten feet from me. I recoiled by instinct and assumed the hidden-tiger dead gay-guy fighting position at the top of the stairs. He never came up, fortunately, and i worked as fast as i could. Was gone in about thirty minutes. My god, it was horrible. How could a man... how would h... why would he do such a thing!?

Doesn't surprise me (even though it probably belongs in the 'things that never happened' basket). My man was pretty spectacular in his day, and the manager of his rugby club invited him to his home for a 'chat'. Said manager then put on TV which 'just happened' to be showing gay porn. Manager then offered to pay my man 1k to give him a blow job.

So what did you and hubby end up spending the 1k on?

A whole bunch of friends and I were out to dinner one night. A lovely spread it was. The chap opposite me, a homosexual from Manchester, very effeminate and probable my most favourite homosexual I have ever encountered. His accent made was hilarious speaking like some old bird off of Coronation Street and he had a fantastic sense of humour. Anyway, none of us had seen him for over a year so the occasion had him as the centre of attention for the night.
Now, I had this burning consideration within my mind for sometime regarding gays and lesbians. This involved my thought that; if a very effeminate gay lad finds large butch men sexually attractive, and a large butch very masculine lesbian finds very attractive femme lesbians sexually attractive (*Glen my gay friend was rather attractive facially in an effeminate way too ), then why wouldn't a gay man such as Glen seek this form of masculine lesbian? *especially since they would both have compatible sexual equipment downstairs..

So.

The waiter has pretty much placed our orders in place and we are all read to tuck in when I decide to ask Glen the very question, I explained my contemplation above and asked him why he's not seeking such a butch form of lesbian that would likely be attracted to him?

He looked up at me, and in his Mancunian accent casually replied: "Well, it's quiet simple rullly, I like cock!"

Me and a couple of friends close on the table erupted in laughter!

I looked down at my delicious beer battered fish and considered to myself, this might be the first time I don't put the tartare sauce across my fish! I'm sure some of you would understand my hesitation

[accelafine]

I did a busted door jamb rebuild a few months ago and when i got there i could tell he was gay. Not flaming gay but certainly and indubitably gay. I go upstairs to the room door, and the fellow has forgotten to put away the giant dildo standing straight up on the nightstand, not ten feet from me. I recoiled by instinct and assumed the hidden-tiger dead gay-guy fighting position at the top of the stairs. He never came up, fortunately, and i worked as fast as i could. Was gone in about thirty minutes. My god, it was horrible. How could a man... how would h... why would he do such a thing!?

Doesn't surprise me (even though it probably belongs in the 'things that never happened' basket). My man was pretty spectacular in his day, and the manager of his rugby club invited him to his home for a 'chat'. Said manager then put on TV which 'just happened' to be showing gay porn. Manager then offered to pay my man 1k to give him a blow job.

So what did you and hubby end up spending the 1k on?

A whole bunch of friends and I were out to dinner one night. A lovely spread it was. The chap opposite me, a homosexual from Manchester, very effeminate and probable my most favourite homosexual I have ever encountered. His accent made was hilarious speaking like some old bird off of Coronation Street and he had a fantastic sense of humour. Anyway, none of us had seen him for over a year so the occasion had him as the centre of attention for the night.
Now, I had this burning consideration within my mind for sometime regarding gays and lesbians. This involved my thought that; if a very effeminate gay lad finds large butch men sexually attractive, and a large butch very masculine lesbian finds very attractive femme lesbians sexually attractive (*Glen my gay friend was rather attractive facially in an effeminate way too ), then why wouldn't a gay man such as Glen seek a this form of masculine lesbian?

So.

The waiter has pretty much placed our orders in place and we are all read to tuck in when I decide to ask Glen the very question, I explained my contemplation above and asked him why he's not seeking such a butch form of lesbian that would likely be attracted to him?

He looked up at me, and in his Mancunian accent casually replied: "Well, it's quiet simple rullly, I like cock!"

Me and a couple of friends close on the table erupted in laughter!

I looked down at my delicious beer battered fish and considered to myself, this might be the first time I don't put the tartare sauce across my fish! I'm sure some of you would understand my hesitation

What a ridiculous question to ask a gay man. What an idiot. Do you seriously think that lesbians are attracted to camp gay men? It's called SAME SEX ATTRACTION for a reason!

[accelafine]

ps. Your 'solutions' had no effect whatsoever.

[attofishpi]

..but seriously, what did your husband spend 1K on after giving the manager of his rugby club the blow job?