seeds wrote: ↑Tue Apr 18, 2023 4:46 pm _______
Welcome to this first episode of - "Oh the Irony" - brought to you by the makers of Remington rifles.
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In this initial episode of - "Oh the Irony" - we are listening to the unborn Swanson twins, telepathically communicating with each other while still in their mother's womb:Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of - "Oh the Irony" - brought to you by the makers of Tide laundry detergent ("...for those pesky blood stains..."), and Schlitz beer...
- Twin one: "I wonder what mom looks like?"
Twin two: "What mom? I don't see any mom around here."
Twin one: "But I can somehow sense her presence."
Twin Two: "That's just your imagination playing tricks on you. There is no mom."
Twin one: "But..."
Twin two: "There are no buts about it. The only things that exist are the two of us, this watery substance, and that impenetrable barrier that surrounds us. So, tell me, genius, where is this mom you speak of? Prove her existence to me."
Twin one: "How can I prove her existence to you?"
Twin two: "If this imaginary "mom" truly exists, then why doesn't she reveal herself to us?"
Twin one: "I don't know why. Perhaps she has a good reason?"
Twin two: "You're insane. Again, there is no mom. Trust me because I am way smarter than you because I rely on the obvious truth and facts."
Twin one: "Well, can we at least agree to disagree?"
Twin two: "No! You are clearly a victim of wishful thinking. Again, trust me when I say - there is no mom!!!"
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He/she (twin 2) has no choice.
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