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Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 8:52 am
by Phil8659
When I was younger, walking to work, a guy pulls up to me in a car as I was crossing the street and asked me, "You want a blow job?"

I said, no thank you, I already got a job.

Re: Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 9:12 am
by Magnus Anderson
But maybe he was offering you a better job?

Re: Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 9:28 am
by Phil8659
Magnus Anderson wrote: Tue Sep 30, 2025 9:12 am But maybe he was offering you a better job?
You must live in Californica.

I was quite happy washing dishes and watching the waitresses.

Re: Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 10:19 am
by Atla
Last month while I was putting on a pair of socks before going to work, I noticed that one of them had a small hole in it. The day was uneventful and the weather that day was normal. I went to bed at the usual time.

Re: Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 12:15 pm
by Phil8659
Atla wrote: Tue Sep 30, 2025 10:19 am Last month while I was putting on a pair of socks before going to work, I noticed that one of them had a small hole in it. The day was uneventful and the weather that day was normal. I went to bed at the usual time.
Whenever I notice a small hole in a sock, I know it is not one of mine.

Re: Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 12:15 pm
by Fairy
A guy I have known for years walked up to me the other day and asked me if "I wanted a blow job?"

I said not right now Joe blob. :)

Re: Got a job

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2025 1:13 pm
by Impenitent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qIPAdLhfI

but did you get a haircut?

-Imp