Got a job

[Phil8659]

When I was younger, walking to work, a guy pulls up to me in a car as I was crossing the street and asked me, "You want a blow job?"

I said, no thank you, I already got a job.

[Magnus Anderson]

But maybe he was offering you a better job?

[Phil8659]

But maybe he was offering you a better job?

You must live in Californica.

I was quite happy washing dishes and watching the waitresses.

[Atla]

Last month while I was putting on a pair of socks before going to work, I noticed that one of them had a small hole in it. The day was uneventful and the weather that day was normal. I went to bed at the usual time.

[Phil8659]

Last month while I was putting on a pair of socks before going to work, I noticed that one of them had a small hole in it. The day was uneventful and the weather that day was normal. I went to bed at the usual time.

Whenever I notice a small hole in a sock, I know it is not one of mine.

[Fairy]

A guy I have known for years walked up to me the other day and asked me if "I wanted a blow job?"

I said not right now Joe blob.

[Impenitent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qIPAdLhfI

but did you get a haircut?

-Imp