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Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 2:14 am
by attofishpi
..even to u daft atheists.
Happy birthday Jesus, even though you didn't invite me to your birthday piss up, maybe next year.
To all you other scallywags don't forget to watch THE most important Christmas film ever created (The Life of Brian).
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 4:42 am
by attofishpi
A little Christmas present that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, especially when considering Mary didn't need a willy (* of any size)
Comedy with Harry Enfield and Amanda Holden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COLxd9a_YJA&t=760s
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 8:54 am
by Wizard22
Merry Chirstmas,
Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 9:09 am
by attofishpi
Wizard22 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 8:54 am
Merry Chirstmas,
Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?
I have no doubt that I started this thread (a Brian that doesn't give a flying duck about politics when it's Christmas time). *leftie? dooopid .
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 9:36 am
by Ansiktsburk
Wizard22 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 8:54 am
Merry Chirstmas,
Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?
The liberal-leftie of the family is the one feverishly bying one present after the other to make it fair.
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 9:48 am
by attofishpi
Ansiktsburk wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 9:36 am
Wizard22 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 8:54 am
Merry Chirstmas,
Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?
The liberal-leftie of the family is the one feverishly bying one present after the other to make it fair.
These days they (lefties) are so aligned with Muslims that whatever they buy is likely to explode. (at least then nobody has the chance to decide what was fair)
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 10:54 am
by Fairy
Happy Yuletide everyone.
Let’s all remember what Christmas is really about, and not celebrate how it was Christianity who stole and plagiarised Christmas from the Pagans.
Anyways who the fuck cares. Just Have a Fairy Light Christmas Yah!

Ho Ho Ho
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:02 pm
by attofishpi
Fairy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 10:54 am
Happy Yuletide everyone.
Let’s all remember what Christmas is really about, and not celebrate how it was Christianity who stole and plagiarised Christmas from the Pagans.
Oh yes, let's just remember that a man was born, knew his entire life he was going to get Crucified to insist on LOVE & TRUST, faith...and the entire episode was to steal an idea from Pagans.
..your pagan parents must be so proud.
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:27 pm
by accelafine
attofishpi wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:02 pm
Fairy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 10:54 am
Happy Yuletide everyone.
Let’s all remember what Christmas is really about, and not celebrate how it was Christianity who stole and plagiarised Christmas from the Pagans.
Oh yes, let's just remember that a man was born, knew his entire life he was going to get Crucified to insist on LOVE & TRUST, faith...and the entire episode was to steal an idea from Pagans.
You dumb fuckstain result of a "mans" mistake.
..your pagan parents must be so proud.
Of course it's a pagan festival you twat. It's just a fact. Do you really think that Jebus kriste was born on Dec 25? It's all pagan, or do you believe bunnies were hopping around after his fairytale crucifixian giving out chocolate eggs?

Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:38 pm
by attofishpi
LMAO - no, I do not think that the man that eventually went to his death to insist on LOVE & TRUST and Faith was born on 25th of December.
..and NOR do I think any Pagan solecist reasoning would have ever amounted to anything close to Christmas..
OR ..do you think Christmas would exist to the extent that it does (throughout the world) IF CHRIST did not do what he did

Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:50 pm
by henry quirk
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Merry Christmas, Forum!
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2024 3:11 pm
by Fairy
attofishpi wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2024 12:38 pm
OR ..do you think Christmas would exist to the extent that it does (throughout the world) IF CHRIST did not do what he did
Nothing to do with what Christ didn’t do.
More likely to do with mind-control and excessive Consumerism. Christmas is coming. The goose is getting fat. Ho Ho Ho
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 12:39 am
by accelafine
'Merry Krissmiss' has a pleasing 'crunch' to it--like walking through autumn leaves. It sounds like a smile and is hard to say without one.
The ghastly woke American 'Happy Holidays' has a suitably miserable odour to it. Difficult to say without one's mouth drooping at the corners. The double-H sound puts one in mind of someone having trouble breathing. The 'fuck off' that it elicits from the recipient only accentuates the overall blood-pressure-raising effect.
Re: Merry & Happy Christmas
Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 2:16 am
by attofishpi
You're not gonna win BigMike's affections with language like that..
