Merry & Happy Christmas

[attofishpi]

..even to u daft atheists.

Happy birthday Jesus, even though you didn't invite me to your birthday piss up, maybe next year.

To all you other scallywags don't forget to watch THE most important Christmas film ever created (The Life of Brian).

[attofishpi]

A little Christmas present that has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, especially when considering Mary didn't need a willy (* of any size)


Comedy with Harry Enfield and Amanda Holden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COLxd9a_YJA&t=760s

[Wizard22]

Merry Chirstmas,

Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?

[attofishpi]

Merry Chirstmas,

Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?

I have no doubt that I started this thread (a Brian that doesn't give a flying duck about politics when it's Christmas time). *leftie? dooopid .

[Ansiktsburk]

Merry Chirstmas,

Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?

The liberal-leftie of the family is the one feverishly bying one present after the other to make it fair.

[attofishpi]

Merry Chirstmas,

Honestly I'm surprised a cynical liberal-leftie started this thread...looks like Western Culture has shifted?

The liberal-leftie of the family is the one feverishly bying one present after the other to make it fair.

These days they (lefties) are so aligned with Muslims that whatever they buy is likely to explode. (at least then nobody has the chance to decide what was fair)

[Fairy]

Happy Yuletide everyone.

Let’s all remember what Christmas is really about, and not celebrate how it was Christianity who stole and plagiarised Christmas from the Pagans.


Anyways who the fuck cares. Just Have a Fairy Light Christmas Yah! Ho Ho Ho

[attofishpi]

Happy Yuletide everyone.

Let’s all remember what Christmas is really about, and not celebrate how it was Christianity who stole and plagiarised Christmas from the Pagans.

Oh yes, let's just remember that a man was born, knew his entire life he was going to get Crucified to insist on LOVE & TRUST, faith...and the entire episode was to steal an idea from Pagans.



..your pagan parents must be so proud.

[accelafine]

Happy Yuletide everyone.

Let’s all remember what Christmas is really about, and not celebrate how it was Christianity who stole and plagiarised Christmas from the Pagans.

Oh yes, let's just remember that a man was born, knew his entire life he was going to get Crucified to insist on LOVE & TRUST, faith...and the entire episode was to steal an idea from Pagans.

You dumb fuckstain result of a "mans" mistake.


..your pagan parents must be so proud.

Of course it's a pagan festival you twat. It's just a fact. Do you really think that Jebus kriste was born on Dec 25? It's all pagan, or do you believe bunnies were hopping around after his fairytale crucifixian giving out chocolate eggs?

[attofishpi]

LMAO - no, I do not think that the man that eventually went to his death to insist on LOVE & TRUST and Faith was born on 25th of December.


..and NOR do I think any Pagan solecist reasoning would have ever amounted to anything close to Christmas..

OR ..do you think Christmas would exist to the extent that it does (throughout the world) IF CHRIST did not do what he did

[henry quirk]

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Merry Christmas, Forum!

[Fairy]

OR ..do you think Christmas would exist to the extent that it does (throughout the world) IF CHRIST did not do what he did

Nothing to do with what Christ didn’t do.

More likely to do with mind-control and excessive Consumerism. Christmas is coming. The goose is getting fat. Ho Ho Ho

[accelafine]

'Merry Krissmiss' has a pleasing 'crunch' to it--like walking through autumn leaves. It sounds like a smile and is hard to say without one.

The ghastly woke American 'Happy Holidays' has a suitably miserable odour to it. Difficult to say without one's mouth drooping at the corners. The double-H sound puts one in mind of someone having trouble breathing. The 'fuck off' that it elicits from the recipient only accentuates the overall blood-pressure-raising effect.

[attofishpi]

You're not gonna win BigMike's affections with language like that..