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I'm traditionally avoidant of seafood, unless it comes defried in a square shape.

So I'm thinking of packing one in my rucksack as a emergency ration.... I've only fed these things to cats before. How do you eat one? Do you pick the bones out for a hour, or swallow the head? Do they come with poopie fish intestines? How many equals a meal? I know kipper is a breakfast food in the UK. So someone here knows how to eat one of these.

Constantine wrote: ↑Mon Jul 31, 2023 9:31 pmI know kipper is a breakfast food in the UK. So someone here knows how to eat one of these.

What we British do to eat a kipper is rub our anus cavity with butter and then shove the kipper up our arse. Obviously if you are an American, this will prevent you from any breakfast conversation, but rest assured that any companions around the breakfast table will welcome you being rather mute.

What is 'defried'? If that the opposite of fried?

I just looked it up.... it is kosher to eat fish with butter at the same time- usually you can't mix meat and dairy. I haven't been able to find any kosher laws prohibiting fish up the ass canned or otherwise. I suspect it is haram in Islam, and unlikely to be acceptable in Hinduism.

How do you unfry something?

How do you uncommie a Marxist you have on the foe lost?

Constantine wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:55 am How do you uncommie a Marxist you have on the foe lost?

What the fuck does that even mean?

Can't read your posts. Go away cummunist.

Constantine wrote: ↑Tue Aug 01, 2023 11:29 pm Can't read your posts. Go away cummunist.

That much is obvious. So it's all guesswork then

Go awah

And the result of your dependence on junk food for subsistence is now clear for everyone to see

Constantine: doesn't know how to eat a can of sardines

GO "away" you DAMN "Commutard".

Yum yum. Bones and head. Superfood for the brain. It's easy to see the effect those 'square, 'defried' fishettes' have had on Constantine's brain...

ps Olive oil solves the 'butter problem' (extra virgin).