Flat Earth Society

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This forum seems to have breathed its spirit out. There are no interesting threads... the only liveliness is maintained by a lot of personal bitching based on personality traits and on conceived or preconceived notions.

Sort of boring.

Flat.

Like a glass of Pepsi that has been sitting out too long.

[Walker]

The Philosophy Inspector appears, and the forum does not pass inspection.

But, never mind that.

A rare opportunity like this doesn’t come along every day.

Three questions for the authority.

Who are we, where did we come from, and where are we going?

Of course, "where are we going" isn't in reference to the public transportation scheduling, or where a driverless car will take you, although that would be a nice metaphor.

[Science Fan]

There was that sexily-dressed women post, which had great potential, but a PC advocate came along and buzzkilled it.

[Serendipper]

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game, you'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts

Yawn, it's springtime anyway.

[Walker]

Philosophy inspectors with a personal problem of boredom should be able to find another shiny bauble in the digital age.

Maybe get a monkey!

I hear they're entertaining.

[Arising_uk]

If the authority is listening then my suggestion is that since the subscribers to the PN magazine pay for this forum it should be restricted to only those who subscribe to the magazine.

[henry quirk]

1,

Why you pissin' on my cornflakes?

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Walker,

"Who are we"

Smart, self-directing, monkeys.

"where did we come from"

Each of us from long, long, loooong, lines of smart, self-directing, monkeys, lines that stretch back to a puddle of lightning-struck (or deity-smitten) primordial goo.

"where are we going?"

Mebbe smart, self-directing, monkey heaven? Or smart, self-directing, monkey hell? Or mebbe no where at all...

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Sci,

"There was that sexily-dressed women post, which had great potential, but a PC advocate came along and buzzkilled it."

Yeah, that spinster like to piss on every one's cornflakes.

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Dipper,

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm…

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A_uk,

"this forum...should be restricted to only those who subscribe to the magazine"

Why you wanna piss on my cornflakes?

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Hobbes and his yellow avatar need to come back, Harbal should stop flitting in and out of existence and make up his mind, and a real flat-earther would be interesting and liven things up.

[Science Fan]

Perhaps it should be restricted to actual subscribers; however, paying for a subscription does not ensure that a person is capable of rational thinking. It also overlooks those of us who buy an occasional magazine off of a news stand at a higher price because we don't want an entire subscription, but prefer selected specific magazines that address topics that interest us. I assume some of those purchases also help to finance this forum.

[Serendipper]

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page
Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win
Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm…

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Fancy HQ posting a Neil Finn song. Wonders will never cease.

[henry quirk]

...*shrug*

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1,

Why you pissin' on my cornflakes?

I like the quietly popping sound they make. Sort of relaxing... unwinding.

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Philosophy inspectors with a personal problem of boredom should be able to find another shiny bauble in the digital age.

Maybe get a monkey!

I hear they're entertaining.

A digital monkey?

The Million Dollar Monkey.

Bionic Monkey.

Ironmonkey.

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees!

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There was that sexily-dressed women post, which had great potential, but a PC advocate came along and buzzkilled it.

I think the potential was all yours. Hence, excitement.

All these ancients: Plato, Socrates, Arstotal, and the modern ones, Kant, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and the rest, they wrote about ideal beauty, symmetry, etc. etc., but they all froze up and awkwardly gulped down their honey-beer when a babe walked by.

It took a Wilt Chamberlain and a Mick Jagger to remind us guys and gals of an alternative philosophy of sex: lively, with gusto and a wild abandon, and exclusive of course of complexes, Freud, and Queen Victoria.