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I crept down out of bed one night and hid behind the couch and caught my dad putting the presents under the tree.Greta wrote:You can't disprove Santa!
You idiot! Santa took on the form of your father. If you actually saw the real Santa, you would have no need of faith. Don't you get it?yiostheoy wrote:I crept down out of bed one night and hid behind the couch and caught my dad putting the presents under the tree.
How much more proof do you want Greta?
I left Nichianity after Santa told me he brought a bag of goodies, then dropped his trousers and showed me the bag. Dirty bastard.Greta wrote:Don't worry about uwot - he's just talking about Santanists.
In my faith - the one true faith, Nichianity - good children don't stay up at night spying on their parents when they are supposed to be in bed. The real Santa only comes to true believers - the good children.
That was not Santa, just a dirty old man in funny clothes! In Santam, Santah is all-powerful, demanding and only respects straight men with beards. He especially dislikes infibells - children who don't believe that Santa flew to the north pole on a white reindeer. He demands that believers revisit their present list five times a day.Dalek Prime wrote:I left Nichianity after Santa told me he brought a bag of goodies, then dropped his trousers and showed me the bag. Dirty bastard.Greta wrote:Don't worry about uwot - he's just talking about Santanists.
In my faith - the one true faith, Nichianity - good children don't stay up at night spying on their parents when they are supposed to be in bed. The real Santa only comes to true believers - the good children.
I personally subscribe to Santeria, with children finding chicken blood and feet, and a few likenesses in doll form. The bigger the needles in the dolls, the better. They can pilfer the personal items they require on Boxing Day eg. Hair in a brush, nail clippings, etc. Hence Boxing Day; putting your enemies in a box.Greta wrote:That was not Santa, just a dirty old man in funny clothes! In Santam, Santah is all-powerful, demanding and only respects straight men with beards. He especially dislikes infibells - children who don't believe that Santa flew to the north pole on a white reindeer. He demands that believers revisit their present list five times a day.Dalek Prime wrote:I left Nichianity after Santa told me he brought a bag of goodies, then dropped his trousers and showed me the bag. Dirty bastard.Greta wrote:Don't worry about uwot - he's just talking about Santanists.
In my faith - the one true faith, Nichianity - good children don't stay up at night spying on their parents when they are supposed to be in bed. The real Santa only comes to true believers - the good children.
Santuism, on the other hand, has no actual Santa but many elves with different responsibilities. Some make the toys, some break up and recycle old toys, and some reside in spirit within all toys.
Contrast with subscribers to the Santao, who believe that the question of Santa is personal but otherwise irrelevant. Santa might or might not exist but, either way, it doesn’t make much difference. Chances are there won't be a tree or presents anyway.
I like Santheism, personally, where there's a little bit of Santa in everything. Not to be confused with Sandeists, who believe that Santa started Christmas but thereafter left it to humanity to continue the tradition. I find Sanadu disturbing, the way they disco dance every Christmas, which they believe will keep the Grinch from stealing their presents for eternity.Dalek Prime wrote:I personally subscribe to Santeria, with children finding chicken blood and feet, and a few likenesses in doll form. The bigger the needles in the dolls, the better. They can pilfer the personal items they require on Boxing Day eg. Hair in a brush, nail clippings, etc. Hence Boxing Day; putting your enemies in a box.Greta wrote:That was not Santa, just a dirty old man in funny clothes! In Santam, Santah is all-powerful, demanding and only respects straight men with beards. He especially dislikes infibells - children who don't believe that Santa flew to the north pole on a white reindeer. He demands that believers revisit their present list five times a day.
Santuism, on the other hand, has no actual Santa but many elves with different responsibilities. Some make the toys, some break up and recycle old toys, and some reside in spirit within all toys.
Contrast with subscribers to the Santao, who believe that the question of Santa is personal but otherwise irrelevant. Santa might or might not exist but, either way, it doesn’t make much difference. Chances are there won't be a tree or presents anyway.