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The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2016 10:42 pm
by bobevenson
1) Read the book of Revelation (only the KJV prior to 1947).

2) Read "The Ouzo Prophecy."

3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available).

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:32 am
by Harbal
bobevenson wrote: 3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available)
As soon as it becomes available I'm going to make a point of not buying one. What do you think about that, buddy?

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:44 am
by bobevenson
Harbal wrote:
bobevenson wrote: 3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available)
As soon as it becomes available I'm going to make a point of not buying one. What do you think about that, buddy?
That makes absolutely no difference to me since I'm merely showing you the road to spiritual salvation.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:51 am
by Dalek Prime
bobevenson wrote:1) Read the book of Revelation (only the KJV prior to 1947).

2) Read "The Ouzo Prophecy."

3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available).
So, salvation therefore is also not currently available, judging by the lack of the third prerequisite... See you all in hell, then.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:11 am
by bobevenson
No, actually the first two points are enough. The third point is merely to keep you from running off the road.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:15 am
by Dalek Prime
You can imagine my relief.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:25 am
by Bill Wiltrack
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:08 am
by Dalek Prime
That's a good attempt at imagining my relief, Bill.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:04 am
by thedoc
Dalek Prime wrote:That's a good attempt at imagining my relief, Bill.
Are you saying that you can actually see Bill's posts? You are more in need of help than I thought.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:08 am
by Dalek Prime
thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:That's a good attempt at imagining my relief, Bill.
Are you saying that you can actually see Bill's posts? You are more in need of help than I thought.
Its more fun to see peoples posts. No one is blocked here by me.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:11 am
by thedoc
I just got so tired of seeing Bill's posts, they were always so uniformly bad, that I just stopped looking at them. But you do as you see fit.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:24 am
by Dalek Prime
thedoc wrote:I just got so tired of seeing Bill's posts, they were always so uniformly bad, that I just stopped looking at them. But you do as you see fit.
By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 7:52 pm
by thedoc
Dalek Prime wrote: By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Let me know how that works out, I might try it myself.

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 7:57 pm
by Dalek Prime
thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Let me know how that works out, I might try it myself.
Problem is, I'll never know. I could post works of brilliance, but won't read them... :wink:

Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:33 pm
by thedoc
Dalek Prime wrote:
thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Let me know how that works out, I might try it myself.
Problem is, I'll never know. I could post works of brilliance, but won't read them... :wink:
I think someone on this forum would try to tell you where you went wrong.