The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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1) Read the book of Revelation (only the KJV prior to 1947).

2) Read "The Ouzo Prophecy."

3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available).
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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bobevenson wrote: 3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available)
As soon as it becomes available I'm going to make a point of not buying one. What do you think about that, buddy?
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Harbal wrote:
bobevenson wrote: 3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available)
As soon as it becomes available I'm going to make a point of not buying one. What do you think about that, buddy?
That makes absolutely no difference to me since I'm merely showing you the road to spiritual salvation.
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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bobevenson wrote:1) Read the book of Revelation (only the KJV prior to 1947).

2) Read "The Ouzo Prophecy."

3) Buy an Ouzo game dispenser and roll of tickets (not currently available).
So, salvation therefore is also not currently available, judging by the lack of the third prerequisite... See you all in hell, then.
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No, actually the first two points are enough. The third point is merely to keep you from running off the road.
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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You can imagine my relief.
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That's a good attempt at imagining my relief, Bill.
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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Dalek Prime wrote:That's a good attempt at imagining my relief, Bill.
Are you saying that you can actually see Bill's posts? You are more in need of help than I thought.
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote:That's a good attempt at imagining my relief, Bill.
Are you saying that you can actually see Bill's posts? You are more in need of help than I thought.
Its more fun to see peoples posts. No one is blocked here by me.
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I just got so tired of seeing Bill's posts, they were always so uniformly bad, that I just stopped looking at them. But you do as you see fit.
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thedoc wrote:I just got so tired of seeing Bill's posts, they were always so uniformly bad, that I just stopped looking at them. But you do as you see fit.
By those standards, I should be self-blocking.
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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Dalek Prime wrote: By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Let me know how that works out, I might try it myself.
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Let me know how that works out, I might try it myself.
Problem is, I'll never know. I could post works of brilliance, but won't read them... :wink:
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Re: The Road to Spiritual Salvation

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Dalek Prime wrote:
thedoc wrote:
Dalek Prime wrote: By those standards, I should be self-blocking.

Let me know how that works out, I might try it myself.
Problem is, I'll never know. I could post works of brilliance, but won't read them... :wink:
I think someone on this forum would try to tell you where you went wrong.
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