~ Religion is Like a Penis ~

[Bill Wiltrack]

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[Dalek Prime]

Excellent. Now I have a new name for my penis. Well, besides The Hydra!

[Hobbes' Choice]

Actually it is unlike a penis in a particular way.

Small ones are better than big ones. And having none at all is best of all.

How many guys are going to say that about their dicks?

[Dalek Prime]

I can't answer that without being politically incorrect.

[Arising_uk]

Why would one be proud to have a penis? Misogynists need not reply.

[Dalek Prime]

Why would one be proud to have a penis? Misogynists need not reply.

Not something to be ashamed of either, though penises seem to be unfashionable these days.

[Greta]

Actually it is unlike a penis in a particular way.

Small ones are better than big ones. And having none at all is best of all.

Not having a penis is fine (superior?), at least as long as you don't need to pee out in bushland.

Many moons ago I debated a theist on a forum asking how theists could justify calling God "He" and pointing out that the anthropomorphism made them look silly.

He explained that God was a penetrative force - penetrating us all (baybee!). Once I stopped cackling it was clear what he meant - that spirit infuses matter. Even so, assigning a male gender on that basis seems about as logical as referring to X-rays, ultrasounds and MRIs as male because they penetrate.

Oh well, as long as it keeps them off the streets ...

[Hobbes' Choice]

Actually it is unlike a penis in a particular way.

Small ones are better than big ones. And having none at all is best of all.

Not having a penis is fine (superior?), at least as long as you don't need to pee out in bushland.

Many moons ago I debated a theist on a forum asking how theists could justify calling God "He" and pointing out that the anthropomorphism made them look silly.

He explained that God was a penetrative force - penetrating us all (baybee!). Once I stopped cackling it was clear what he meant - that spirit infuses matter. Even so, assigning a male gender on that basis seems about as logical as referring to X-rays, ultrasounds and MRIs as male because they penetrate.

Oh well, as long as it keeps them off the streets ...

As I typed 'none at all' I was aware that I was straying onto the battlefield of gender issues. But wanted to keep my response short and sweet.
Having no religion, and having no penis are pretty much on a par, in the case of the female side of things.

"Penetrative force", and this is an advert for religion? Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not bending over for god.

[Bill Wiltrack]

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[Harbal]

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So are some people. Are you familiar with the term "dick head", Bill.

[Bill Wiltrack]

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[Harbal]

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Those come backs of your's, Bill, they're devastating.

[Bill Wiltrack]

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.................................... Let me fix that - First thing I think of whenever I see ANY of your posts...






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[Harbal]

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.................................... Let me fix that - First thing I think of whenever I see ANY of your posts...

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Ouch! That was like being cut with a razor.

[Greta]

"Penetrative force", and this is an advert for religion? Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not bending over for god.

He was just rationalising in the face of a challenge to his assumptions. In hindsight, I think he'd see it as a marketing error.

You don't have to bend over, HB. God has been bonking each of us senseless all our lives. Blinded by information and qualia, which is seemingly functioning as a date rape drug, we apparently don't notice the old boy getting himself in there and giving Creation a bit of action. By contrast I expect that a female deity would engulf and consume.

Maybe that's why the deity has such a problem with us having sex? The Lord is a jealous god ;)