We can only hence theorise that bob eats shit, because he certainly is most adroit in talking it.
Suffice to say I am not fat bob, nor am I thin nor am I an ectomorph or a mesomorph or an endomorph, if you are what you eat bob I suspect you are turgid, bombastic and feculent.
I don't think the laconic style really lends well to the prose, I think it shows a lack of elan in the language personally, I think if he could talk in English appositely or at least in a manner that was at least practised if not verbose, or at the very minimum, demonstrably, well founded in the words of a language, at least it may be appropriate in his prose. I think he talks like that in riddles because his writing skills are injurious to adept demeanour as it pertains to good language.
If you can talk well do it if not don't but don't talk like a vagina. And yes I just posted the most loquacious perhaps mendacious piece of inculcant prose in the history of language, but you would hope the poinard of my sword was marking the target that was most close to a sentiment. I of course await any repost with aplomb. the mark has been made, and the return if it is skilful may yet fall upon my corpulent form hence, as of course it pertains to the voluble over the more lean of extant language.