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Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2025 7:55 am
by Fairy
Harbal left both me and the forum. I can understand him leaving me, not many men care much for the thorny part of a rose.
But to leave the forum, his one true dearest beloved, why?

talk about killing two birds with one stone, I mean geeeze!
Come back Harbal. Some of us miss your delicious humour.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2025 11:16 pm
by attofishpi
*For those that missed it, yes I am rather proud of this one..
accelafine wrote: βThu Mar 13, 2025 1:17 am
attofishpi wrote: βThu Mar 13, 2025 1:14 am
accelafine wrote: βWed Mar 12, 2025 11:21 pm
Most men aren't aware of their prostate until it gets cancerous.
Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?
WTFF? Go away insane little man. You are bad for the health of the sane.

Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2025 8:44 pm
by Walker
The fella next door got a new car for his wife.
Pretty good trade.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2025 4:25 am
by Phil8659
Mankind is still looking up in the sky for intelligent life.
But some Greeks took a second step. How is it possible to look for that which you do not know?
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 11:58 am
by Martin Peter Clarke
Desperate English comedian trying to be clever at the Edinburgh Fringe.
'Isn't is funny that two negatives make a positive, but two positives don't make a negative?'
Heckler, instantly,
'Aye. Right.'
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 12:00 pm
by Martin Peter Clarke
attofishpi wrote: βThu Mar 13, 2025 11:16 pm
*For those that missed it, yes I am rather proud of this one..
accelafine wrote: βThu Mar 13, 2025 1:17 am
attofishpi wrote: βThu Mar 13, 2025 1:14 am
Are you speaking euphemistically about the male relationship with their female partners, cancerous prostate perhaps referring to said partner?
WTFF? Go away insane little man. You are bad for the health of the sane.
Why?
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Fri May 02, 2025 12:09 pm
by accelafine
Fairy wrote: βTue Mar 11, 2025 7:04 am
Hereβs a good one.
The cat/lioness ate harbal and then spit the harbal out.

How did I miss this?
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun May 04, 2025 1:30 pm
by promethean75
These guys killed it man holy shit lol...
https://youtu.be/XSWyfkkgCN0
This won't be funny to you unless you're moderately familiar with JP.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun May 04, 2025 1:34 pm
by promethean75
... who's the better one though. Skinny guy I think but then dark haired guy kills it at 2:45. Are these dude's Canadian or do they have to fake the nuance?
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue May 27, 2025 6:49 pm
by Impenitent
Credit to Richard Lederer
A slice of apple pie costs $3.00 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas...
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean...
-Imp
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2025 6:00 am
by attofishpi
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2025 11:50 am
by Fairy
HARBAL
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2025 12:04 pm
by attofishpi
Fairy wrote: βSun Jun 08, 2025 11:50 am
HARBAL
..oh dear.
Rumour has it, he screwed with some woman whose username was DontAskMe so bad, that she turned into a pansy little fairy.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2025 12:05 pm
by attofishpi
Harry Enfield - absolutely bonkers, hilarious!!
Harry Enfield and Chums Best of Series 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emisGpmUJFA&t=84s
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:08 pm
by Fairy
Q: How do you make yourself invisible to others?
A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.
Hahahahah!





Itβs the way I tell em!