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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 5:58 am
by accelafine
attofishpi wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 9:44 pm Hilarious scene from coupling..

How to Flirt With Men | Coupling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52771yKS3As
You can certainly tell it's written by a man. Men don't have a clue what women talk about to each other despite their male fantasies. Trust me. It's hardly ever men :lol:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 7:20 am
by attofishpi
accelafine wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2024 5:58 am
attofishpi wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 9:44 pm Hilarious scene from coupling..

How to Flirt With Men | Coupling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52771yKS3As
You can certainly tell it's written by a man. Men don't have a clue what women talk about to each other despite their male fantasies. Trust me. It's hardly ever men :lol:
OMG..it's a comedy - sitcom it isn't supposed to be a likely representation of a group of women!

Did you find it funny?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:24 pm
by attofishpi
Did you find it funny?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:48 pm
by attofishpi
Did you find it funny?

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 7:50 am
by Ansiktsburk
A lot in my uncouth scandinavian language. Not even chatgpt can translate them. And they are Viking gross.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 7:53 am
by attofishpi
Bugger (wot this lass called Veg used to brag about receiving before she got banned for the level of description she was .....receiving)

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 8:43 am
by attofishpi
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The Secret Ingredient Is Crime NOT DRUGS | Best of Super Hans | Peep Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbNiJkZP9mo&t=218s

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2024 12:34 am
by AlonsoAcevesMX
Why didConfucius refuse to play poker?

Because he believed that "a superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions." He didn't want to bluff!

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2024 3:38 pm
by Walker
Q: At the Notre Dame Cathedral reopening, why was Jill Biden talking to Donald Trump?

A: Because Joe went to South Bend.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2024 8:14 pm
by Fairy
A neutron walks into a bar then asks how much is a pint of lager and a packet of walkers crisps. 🍺

The bartender replied: for you, there is no charge.

Oh never mind then.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2024 8:16 pm
by Fairy
A man walks into a bar: then squeals ouch, I knew I should have gone to specsavers.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 7:23 am
by attofishpi
Last Minute Christmas Shopping... & More | Full Episodes | Mr Bean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7UV5XhPMro

OMG when PC plod turned up i thought i was going to pass out from laughing!!! hilarious. :lol:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 2:44 pm
by Impenitent
Oxygen and Magnesium are dating!

OMg!

-Imp

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2024 12:34 am
by attofishpi
Impenitent wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2024 2:44 pm Oxygen and Magnesium are dating!

OMg!

-Imp
:lol:
Very good..

When I was travelling through Tibet, the Buddhists told that joke all the time :wink:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2024 5:19 am
by attofishpi
BEST of Douglas Reynholm (Matt Berry) on The IT Crowd!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LypLSV8hjM