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attofishpi wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 9:44 pm Hilarious scene from coupling..

How to Flirt With Men | Coupling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52771yKS3As
You can certainly tell it's written by a man. Men don't have a clue what women talk about to each other despite their male fantasies. Trust me. It's hardly ever men :lol:
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accelafine wrote: Sat Dec 07, 2024 5:58 am
attofishpi wrote: Fri Oct 11, 2024 9:44 pm Hilarious scene from coupling..

How to Flirt With Men | Coupling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52771yKS3As
You can certainly tell it's written by a man. Men don't have a clue what women talk about to each other despite their male fantasies. Trust me. It's hardly ever men :lol:
OMG..it's a comedy - sitcom it isn't supposed to be a likely representation of a group of women!

Did you find it funny?
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Did you find it funny?
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Did you find it funny?
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A lot in my uncouth scandinavian language. Not even chatgpt can translate them. And they are Viking gross.
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Bugger (wot this lass called Veg used to brag about receiving before she got banned for the level of description she was .....receiving)
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The Secret Ingredient Is Crime NOT DRUGS | Best of Super Hans | Peep Show

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Why didConfucius refuse to play poker?

Because he believed that "a superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions." He didn't want to bluff!
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Q: At the Notre Dame Cathedral reopening, why was Jill Biden talking to Donald Trump?

A: Because Joe went to South Bend.
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A neutron walks into a bar then asks how much is a pint of lager and a packet of walkers crisps. 🍺

The bartender replied: for you, there is no charge.

Oh never mind then.
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A man walks into a bar: then squeals ouch, I knew I should have gone to specsavers.
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Last Minute Christmas Shopping... & More | Full Episodes | Mr Bean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7UV5XhPMro

OMG when PC plod turned up i thought i was going to pass out from laughing!!! hilarious. :lol:
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Oxygen and Magnesium are dating!

OMg!

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Impenitent wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2024 2:44 pm Oxygen and Magnesium are dating!

OMg!

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:lol:
Very good..

When I was travelling through Tibet, the Buddhists told that joke all the time :wink:
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BEST of Douglas Reynholm (Matt Berry) on The IT Crowd!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LypLSV8hjM
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