My friend Noddy says you really are a pathetic creature - whatever that means.
Big Ears says that you are a pathetic bully and that this is actually the sum of your life and that you are so fixated with removing Barbara from the Philosophy Now Forum that you have devoted a HUGE part of your life to the task.
Mr Plod says you are a misguided little puppy, what just does not understand. No , poor doggy just does not understand anything metaphysical or spiritual. Poor puppy.
I think that you are just a grumpy, bitter old man, sitting in his dirty underpants in his bedsit in Cambridge, wasting his life on proving a point.
ohhh! What a cheeky Golly I am.
oh dear I forgot. You don't know who I am but I know who you are.