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Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 2:34 pm
by Gary Childress
Alexis Jacobi wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 2:01 pm
Unless I am very very mistaken, Gary, I belive that I did say that comparing the assassination of Charlie Kirk to the assassination of MLK is ‘overblown’.
o·ver·blown 1 (ō′vər-blōn′)
v.
Past participle of overblow.
adj.
1. Excessive, exaggerated, or overdone: overblown decorations; overblown threats.
2. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic: overblown oratory.
I have bent to your will, Gary. Now please offer me back a little something. Go on Amazon and order some matzo ball mix (Manischewitz is the better variety) and ask you mother to make matzo ball soup! Then (I implore you) savor it! and simultaneously bless a Jew or all Jews!
Please!
(You’re radical and won’t obey instructions — so mold the matzo into
squares already!)
I'm sorry, Alexis. I will not purchase the matzo ball soup.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2025 3:09 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
So be it.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2025 6:10 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
Nothing is clear about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
A coherent critical analysis by Ian Carroll as far as I can tell.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2025 7:17 pm
by accelafine
It was not an effing assassination. In another couple of years it will be forgotten about by everyone except those who were closest to him. He was an evangelical American radio host that no one outside the US had even heard of! Kennedy was ASSASSINATED. ML King was ASSASSINATED.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2025 7:55 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
as·sas·si·nate (ə-săs′ə-nāt′)
tr.v. as·sas·si·nat·ed, as·sas·si·nat·ing, as·sas·si·nates
1. To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack, as for political reasons.
Many within the US had never heard of him either, in fact.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2025 8:12 pm
by accelafine
Alexis Jacobi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 09, 2025 7:55 pm
as·sas·si·nate (ə-săs′ə-nāt′)
tr.v. as·sas·si·nat·ed, as·sas·si·nat·ing, as·sas·si·nates
1. To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack, as for political reasons.
Many within the US had never heard of him either, in fact.
I know what the word means.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2025 12:32 am
by Alexis Jacobi
Charlie Kirk was quite well known in American Conservative circles. And definitely known among a younger Conservative set.
If one accepts the present government story, Kirk’s killing was technically an assassination (politically motivated murder), though you might suppose that though politically motivated it was not a conspiratorial assassination. There is a good deal of doubt about this. But unsubstantiated. Theorized. Suspected.
In fact his assassination — if one accepts the government story — was similar to the killing of MLK (because carried out by a lone individual). However, there is a good deal of evidence that MLK was assassinated by an FBI associated assassin.
Were you born as freaky as you are now or has it been an incremental development? If you are as batty, twisted and hyper-angry now — where in God’s name will this take you?
Would you consider the Matzo Ball Soup cure? It helped Gary and it could help you.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2025 12:45 am
by accelafine
The ad hominems of retarded American politically religious fuckturds are always welcome and enlightening

Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2025 10:08 am
by Walker
accelafine wrote: ↑Fri Oct 10, 2025 12:45 am
The ad hominems of retarded American politically religious fuckturds are always welcome and enlightening
That's an update of an old American postcard.
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Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 1:20 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
Gary Childress wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 2:34 pm
I'm sorry, Alexis. I will not purchase the matzo ball soup.
It came to me last night: The key to the
cogito is in
the matzo …
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 1:24 pm
by FlashDangerpants
The latest loony conspiracy theory is that Charlie was assisinated so that JD could replace Usha with Erika for a more Aryan marriage.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 2:28 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
And deport the kids?
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 2:41 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
More accurately, the latest theories propose that the shot that killed Kirk came from his rear right. Which if true definitely complicates the “official story”.
Yet it is true as the rain that falls from the clouds that conspiratorial, paranoid, and grasping theories abound. They get hold of people like a virus, infect them, and they interpose wild interpretations onto events.
That is why, Flash, I concocted my Anti-Hysterical Calming Spray. Just one blast, Flash, would settle you down and you could then think freely again!
Imagine being able to examine and think about events from a position above and outside of hyperventilated partisan positions!
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 2:45 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
Now, this is
really a trip! Candace Owens in an extended
conversation with Norman Finklestein.
Re: The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2025 3:50 pm
by Alexis Jacobi
GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT
True, true it is: I have crafted a personality here that, well, is a wee bit assholic at moments.
:::sigh:::
Yet in my core I am noble and extremely giving. My mother was right.
I am working on myself at breakneck speed and making progress!
My team of therapists and ayahuasca healers recommend that I commit benign acts of goodness at least once a month to help me over my internal blockages …
Therefore, let it be known and disseminated hither & thither: I have resolved to take both Acellafine and FlashDangerousPants as my primary disciples!
I can — I will! — cure them both within 90 days!