The Assassination of Charlie Kirk

[Gary Childress]

Unless I am very very mistaken, Gary, I belive that I did say that comparing the assassination of Charlie Kirk to the assassination of MLK is ‘overblown’.

o·ver·blown 1 (ō′vər-blōn′)
v.
Past participle of overblow.
adj.
1. Excessive, exaggerated, or overdone: overblown decorations; overblown threats.
2. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic: overblown oratory.

I have bent to your will, Gary. Now please offer me back a little something. Go on Amazon and order some matzo ball mix (Manischewitz is the better variety) and ask you mother to make matzo ball soup! Then (I implore you) savor it! and simultaneously bless a Jew or all Jews! Please!

(You’re radical and won’t obey instructions — so mold the matzo into squares already!)

I'm sorry, Alexis. I will not purchase the matzo ball soup.

[Alexis Jacobi]

So be it.

[Alexis Jacobi]

Nothing is clear about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

A coherent critical analysis by Ian Carroll as far as I can tell.

[accelafine]

It was not an effing assassination. In another couple of years it will be forgotten about by everyone except those who were closest to him. He was an evangelical American radio host that no one outside the US had even heard of! Kennedy was ASSASSINATED. ML King was ASSASSINATED.

[Alexis Jacobi]

as·sas·si·nate (ə-săs′ə-nāt′)
tr.v. as·sas·si·nat·ed, as·sas·si·nat·ing, as·sas·si·nates
1. To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack, as for political reasons.

Many within the US had never heard of him either, in fact.

[accelafine]

as·sas·si·nate (ə-săs′ə-nāt′)
tr.v. as·sas·si·nat·ed, as·sas·si·nat·ing, as·sas·si·nates
1. To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack, as for political reasons.

Many within the US had never heard of him either, in fact.

I know what the word means.

[Alexis Jacobi]

Charlie Kirk was quite well known in American Conservative circles. And definitely known among a younger Conservative set.

If one accepts the present government story, Kirk’s killing was technically an assassination (politically motivated murder), though you might suppose that though politically motivated it was not a conspiratorial assassination. There is a good deal of doubt about this. But unsubstantiated. Theorized. Suspected.

In fact his assassination — if one accepts the government story — was similar to the killing of MLK (because carried out by a lone individual). However, there is a good deal of evidence that MLK was assassinated by an FBI associated assassin.

Were you born as freaky as you are now or has it been an incremental development? If you are as batty, twisted and hyper-angry now — where in God’s name will this take you?

Would you consider the Matzo Ball Soup cure? It helped Gary and it could help you.

[accelafine]

The ad hominems of retarded American politically religious fuckturds are always welcome and enlightening

[Walker]

The ad hominems of retarded American politically religious fuckturds are always welcome and enlightening

That's an update of an old American postcard.

Our highly skilled and intelligent personnel are eagerly waiting to serve you.
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[Alexis Jacobi]

I'm sorry, Alexis. I will not purchase the matzo ball soup.

It came to me last night: The key to the cogito is in the matzo …

[FlashDangerpants]

The latest loony conspiracy theory is that Charlie was assisinated so that JD could replace Usha with Erika for a more Aryan marriage.

[Alexis Jacobi]

And deport the kids?

[Alexis Jacobi]

More accurately, the latest theories propose that the shot that killed Kirk came from his rear right. Which if true definitely complicates the “official story”.

Yet it is true as the rain that falls from the clouds that conspiratorial, paranoid, and grasping theories abound. They get hold of people like a virus, infect them, and they interpose wild interpretations onto events.

That is why, Flash, I concocted my Anti-Hysterical Calming Spray. Just one blast, Flash, would settle you down and you could then think freely again!

Imagine being able to examine and think about events from a position above and outside of hyperventilated partisan positions!

[Alexis Jacobi]

Now, this is really a trip! Candace Owens in an extended conversation with Norman Finklestein.

[Alexis Jacobi]

GENERAL ANNOUNCEMENT

True, true it is: I have crafted a personality here that, well, is a wee bit assholic at moments.

:::sigh:::

Yet in my core I am noble and extremely giving. My mother was right.

I am working on myself at breakneck speed and making progress!

My team of therapists and ayahuasca healers recommend that I commit benign acts of goodness at least once a month to help me over my internal blockages …

Therefore, let it be known and disseminated hither & thither: I have resolved to take both Acellafine and FlashDangerousPants as my primary disciples!

I can — I will! — cure them both within 90 days!