Re: Calculating my birth chart with Grok
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2025 11:46 am
Oh shit. I always thought my chiron in Aries was a good thing, but this chiron thing reflects the opposite of the sign that it's in. So, if Aries is self-assured, I've got issues with self-worth.
"Chiron in Aries suggests that you may have had a deep lack of self-worth or a loss of it at some point in your life. You might feel like you’re not worth anything, like you don’t deserve to live. This could have caused you to stop caring about yourself and feel like you weren’t wanted, needed, or useful."
I don't deserve to live, goddamit!
Okay, here is a typical conversation between some of my signs.
Aries chiron: you suck, bro. Nobody likes you, and you don't deserve to live.
Aquarius moon: fuck off, asshole. I'm from the future. What you don't know is that quantum computers will resolve the neoliberal economic problems if the 20th century and all of humanity will rise to...
Sagittarius Mars: yo why are we still even here? Don't fight, fuck that guy. Let's blow this joint and head west!
Aquarius Venus: that's so sexy when you do that, Mars. The independent pioneer striking out into unknown lands. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Scorpio Uranus: no, I'm not doing any of that. Oh no? Try and make me. I dare you.
Gemini rising: really is all this necessary there are ways to revolve problems between disagreeing people like this one time when i was working in a plant out Michigan no wait actually here's a better example. Oh hey you guys want a stick of gum? I just got a pack of Spearmint. Anyway, studies show that in non-zero sum games when groups are faced with... oh fuck here comes Capricorn...
Capricorn sun: all of you deadbeats shut the fuck up and sit down. And, you, Aries. You open your big mouth one more time, and it's nap time, buddy. We will hold our ground, stay calm, cool, sexy and collected, and devise a sophisticated plan of action that will yield long-term gains.
"Chiron in Aries suggests that you may have had a deep lack of self-worth or a loss of it at some point in your life. You might feel like you’re not worth anything, like you don’t deserve to live. This could have caused you to stop caring about yourself and feel like you weren’t wanted, needed, or useful."
I don't deserve to live, goddamit!
Okay, here is a typical conversation between some of my signs.
Aries chiron: you suck, bro. Nobody likes you, and you don't deserve to live.
Aquarius moon: fuck off, asshole. I'm from the future. What you don't know is that quantum computers will resolve the neoliberal economic problems if the 20th century and all of humanity will rise to...
Sagittarius Mars: yo why are we still even here? Don't fight, fuck that guy. Let's blow this joint and head west!
Aquarius Venus: that's so sexy when you do that, Mars. The independent pioneer striking out into unknown lands. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Scorpio Uranus: no, I'm not doing any of that. Oh no? Try and make me. I dare you.
Gemini rising: really is all this necessary there are ways to revolve problems between disagreeing people like this one time when i was working in a plant out Michigan no wait actually here's a better example. Oh hey you guys want a stick of gum? I just got a pack of Spearmint. Anyway, studies show that in non-zero sum games when groups are faced with... oh fuck here comes Capricorn...
Capricorn sun: all of you deadbeats shut the fuck up and sit down. And, you, Aries. You open your big mouth one more time, and it's nap time, buddy. We will hold our ground, stay calm, cool, sexy and collected, and devise a sophisticated plan of action that will yield long-term gains.