Calculating my birth chart with Grok

[promethean75]

Oh shit. I always thought my chiron in Aries was a good thing, but this chiron thing reflects the opposite of the sign that it's in. So, if Aries is self-assured, I've got issues with self-worth.

"Chiron in Aries suggests that you may have had a deep lack of self-worth or a loss of it at some point in your life. You might feel like you’re not worth anything, like you don’t deserve to live. This could have caused you to stop caring about yourself and feel like you weren’t wanted, needed, or useful."

I don't deserve to live, goddamit!

Okay, here is a typical conversation between some of my signs.

Aries chiron: you suck, bro. Nobody likes you, and you don't deserve to live.

Aquarius moon: fuck off, asshole. I'm from the future. What you don't know is that quantum computers will resolve the neoliberal economic problems if the 20th century and all of humanity will rise to...

Sagittarius Mars: yo why are we still even here? Don't fight, fuck that guy. Let's blow this joint and head west!

Aquarius Venus: that's so sexy when you do that, Mars. The independent pioneer striking out into unknown lands. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

Scorpio Uranus: no, I'm not doing any of that. Oh no? Try and make me. I dare you.

Gemini rising: really is all this necessary there are ways to revolve problems between disagreeing people like this one time when i was working in a plant out Michigan no wait actually here's a better example. Oh hey you guys want a stick of gum? I just got a pack of Spearmint. Anyway, studies show that in non-zero sum games when groups are faced with... oh fuck here comes Capricorn...

Capricorn sun: all of you deadbeats shut the fuck up and sit down. And, you, Aries. You open your big mouth one more time, and it's nap time, buddy. We will hold our ground, stay calm, cool, sexy and collected, and devise a sophisticated plan of action that will yield long-term gains.

[Maia]

Oh shit. I always thought my chiron in Aries was a good thing, but this chiron thing reflects the opposite of the sign that it's in. So, if Aries is self-assured, I've got issues with self-worth.

"Chiron in Aries suggests that you may have had a deep lack of self-worth or a loss of it at some point in your life. You might feel like you’re not worth anything, like you don’t deserve to live. This could have caused you to stop caring about yourself and feel like you weren’t wanted, needed, or useful."

I don't deserve to live, goddamit!

Okay, here is a typical conversation between some of my signs.

Aries chiron: you suck, bro. Nobody likes you, and you don't deserve to live.

Aquarius moon: fuck off, asshole. I'm from the future. What you don't know is that quantum computers will resolve the neoliberal economic problems if the 20th century and all of humanity will rise to...

Sagittarius Mars: yo why are we still even here? Don't fight, fuck that guy. Let's blow this joint and head west!

Aquarius Venus: that's so sexy when you do that, Mars. The independent pioneer striking out into unknown lands. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

Scorpio Uranus: no, I'm not doing any of that. Oh no? Try and make me. I dare you.

Gemini rising: really is all this necessary there are ways to revolve problems between disagreeing people like this one time when i was working in a plant out Michigan no wait actually here's a better example. Oh hey you guys want a stick of gum? I just got a pack of Spearmint. Anyway, studies show that in non-zero sum games when groups are faced with... oh fuck here comes Capricorn...

Capricorn sun: all of you deadbeats shut the fuck up and sit down. And, you, Aries. You open your big mouth one more time, and it's nap time, buddy. We will hold our ground, stay calm, cool, sexy and collected, and devise a sophisticated plan of action that will yield long-term gains.

I've just asked Grok about my own Chiron position:

+++Chiron: Approximately 14 degrees Cancer, in the 12th House.

Interpretation:
Chiron in Cancer: This placement points to a deep wound or sensitivity related to nurturing, family, or emotional security. There may be a sense of longing for belonging or healing from early home-life experiences. The gift here is an ability to nurture others through empathy and intuition once these wounds are addressed.

12th House: In the house of the subconscious, spirituality, and hidden matters, Chiron suggests a wound that’s less visible—perhaps tied to isolation, unspoken grief, or a connection to the collective unconscious. Healing might come through solitude, dreams, or spiritual practices, with a potential to guide others through unseen struggles.

This is an approximation based on general astronomical and astrological knowledge. For pinpoint accuracy (exact degree and aspects), an astrology calculator with a 1991 ephemeris would confirm the precise position and retrograde status. Would you like me to delve deeper into Chiron’s meaning or check another placement?+++

[promethean75]

Yep. Whatever it is that makes the sign strong is lost in chiron. What i needed was Cancer in chiron instead of Aries and Aries in Saturn instead of Cancer.

So probably everyone has some major conflict in their chart that is fucking with their whole mojo. The chances are good, but not so good that everyone would have one. The ones that don't are likely those well adjusted people who always seem to have good luck and are balanced and happy.

Find the fatal flaws, tensions, and contradicting forces in your charts, star children, and you will find your greatest task in life... what you must overcome.

[Maia]

Yep. Whatever it is that makes the sign strong is lost in chiron. What i needed was Cancer in chiron instead of Aries and Aries in Saturn instead of Cancer.

So probably everyone has some major conflict in their chart that is fucking with their whole mojo. The chances are good, but not so good that everyone would have one. The ones that don't are likely those well adjusted people who always seem to have good luck and are balanced and happy.

Find the fatal flaws, tensions, and contradicting forces in your charts, star children, and you will find your greatest task in life... what you must overcome.

Some of what it said about me seemed absolutely spot on. I've just been having a further conversation with Grok, trying to tease out issues to do with challenges, health issues, and so on, being very careful not to ask any leading questions, but nothing has jumped out at me as being relevant. There was nothing, for example, about vision, or lack thereof, and other than that, I've always been very lucky with my health, hardly ever even getting a cold.