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Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 1:48 pm
by Dontaskme
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:57 am
by Walker
A single square pixel, no matter how large it appears from a small perspective, is merely an implied period, and as an implication of an implied period*, the last pixel expressed can simultaneously exist as an inferred end, although inferences need not correspond to any reality defined during the unfolding of perpetual change, and to quote the most popular POTUS in the history of the United States who somehow can't draw a live audience large enough to fill a fire hall,
"That's No Joke, Man," unless you include the last part, about the implied POTUS.
* Periods are round dots.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 3:51 pm
by Walker
Bubble Boy … Mask Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlbKilkG8uY
Bubble Boy/Mask Boy sounds like a Progressive.

Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:18 pm
by Sculptor
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:54 am
by Dontaskme
Bingo, absolute mint.. so true.
Idiot people thinking they have personal rights and freedom..there are no words to describe ...words fail...
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:12 pm
by Sculptor
Dontaskme wrote: ↑Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:54 am
Bingo, absolute mint.. so true.
Idiot people thinking they have personal rights and freedom..there are no words to describe ...words fail...
Such candidates for the Darwin Awards.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 12:55 am
by attofishpi
Sculptor wrote: ↑Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:12 pm
Dontaskme wrote: ↑Mon Jul 12, 2021 9:54 am
Bingo, absolute mint.. so true.
Idiot people thinking they have personal rights and freedom..there are no words to describe ...words fail...
Such candidates for the Darwin Awards.
Some years back around Christmas it was so quiet at work that I managed to read ALL the Darwin Awards up to that point - one of my favourites was some bloke that was ripping off copper wire from along a Train line - after a train killed him, they found an out of date train timetable in his pocket...lol.
It's rather sad that they don't get to go to the Darwin Award cermony .
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2021 7:09 pm
by attofishpi
atto - Dr, is Covid-Virus sexually transmisible?
doctor - no, as long as you don't kiss.
atto - kiss? what's that got to do with sex? So i leave the paper bag on her head, is that ok?
doctor - yes, very, very safe...it may even assist for erectile disfunction.
atto - er, duh.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:06 pm
by Walker
Norm on sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlo3gKwcIk
Very, very funny.
(Parental warning Explicit lyrics)
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:33 am
by attofishpi
Once I find my glasses, I should be able to find my glasses.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:10 pm
by attofishpi
I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me a dirty joke..
IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
...LMFAO!!
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 1:21 pm
by Dontaskme
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 1:24 pm
by Dontaskme
attofishpi wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:10 pm
I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me a dirty joke..
IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
...LMFAO!!
I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me an awesome joke...
IT answered: '' Hell is the greatest place, where at least you're coffee never gets cold, and you will always be in the company of hot women.

Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:53 am
by Vitruvius
Subjectivists can't tell their left from my right!
Re: Got any good jokes?
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2021 12:44 pm
by attofishpi
Vitruvius wrote: ↑Thu Sep 23, 2021 8:53 am
Subjectivists can't tell their left from my right!
..and a drunk can't tell whether they left, right?