Got any good jokes?
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A single square pixel, no matter how large it appears from a small perspective, is merely an implied period, and as an implication of an implied period*, the last pixel expressed can simultaneously exist as an inferred end, although inferences need not correspond to any reality defined during the unfolding of perpetual change, and to quote the most popular POTUS in the history of the United States who somehow can't draw a live audience large enough to fill a fire hall, "That's No Joke, Man," unless you include the last part, about the implied POTUS.
* Periods are round dots.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Bubble Boy … Mask Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlbKilkG8uY
Bubble Boy/Mask Boy sounds like a Progressive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlbKilkG8uY
Bubble Boy/Mask Boy sounds like a Progressive.
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Re: Got any good jokes?
Some years back around Christmas it was so quiet at work that I managed to read ALL the Darwin Awards up to that point - one of my favourites was some bloke that was ripping off copper wire from along a Train line - after a train killed him, they found an out of date train timetable in his pocket...lol.
It's rather sad that they don't get to go to the Darwin Award cermony .
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atto - Dr, is Covid-Virus sexually transmisible?
doctor - no, as long as you don't kiss.
atto - kiss? what's that got to do with sex? So i leave the paper bag on her head, is that ok?
doctor - yes, very, very safe...it may even assist for erectile disfunction.
atto - er, duh.
doctor - no, as long as you don't kiss.
atto - kiss? what's that got to do with sex? So i leave the paper bag on her head, is that ok?
doctor - yes, very, very safe...it may even assist for erectile disfunction.
atto - er, duh.
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Norm on sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlo3gKwcIk
Very, very funny.
(Parental warning Explicit lyrics)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlo3gKwcIk
Very, very funny.
(Parental warning Explicit lyrics)
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Once I find my glasses, I should be able to find my glasses.
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I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me a dirty joke..
IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
...LMFAO!!
IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
...LMFAO!!
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I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me an awesome joke...attofishpi wrote: ↑Thu Aug 05, 2021 2:10 pm I'm so bored, I just asked google assistant to tell me a dirty joke..
IT answered: "Ok, but this one is filthy...why did the coffee taste like mud? Because it was ground just a few minutes ago."
...LMFAO!!
IT answered: '' Hell is the greatest place, where at least you're coffee never gets cold, and you will always be in the company of hot women.
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Subjectivists can't tell their left from my right!
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