The American Republic has Ended, What Next?

[FlashDangerpants]

How can you call yourself a philosopher when your brain is as permeable as a brick?

You know who I’m talking to.

Bricks are fairly permeable aren't they? You'd never buy a toilet made ouf of them because of this.

It therefore stands to reason that "as permeable as a toilet" would be a better idiom for the circumstances.

This comment has been today's best peice of philosophy on PN.

[henry quirk]

How can you call yourself a philosopher when your brain is as permeable as a brick?

You know who I’m talking to.

Must be me. Fortunately I am not my brain.

Then which part of your anatomy are you?

Your vagina.

Please, wash me once in a while.

[henry quirk]

"And that, kids, is why daddy owns a shotgun."

Noted and flagged. Poster very frequently talks about bazookas, hand grenades of various colors (with a preference for orange) and now shotguns. Also shows signs of complete disdain for authority and government of any form.

don't forget to enquire within for all your aerial needs. Quirk air promises the most exciting helicopter rides this side of Santiago.

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

[Gary Childress]

"And that, kids, is why daddy owns a shotgun."

Noted and flagged. Poster very frequently talks about bazookas, hand grenades of various colors (with a preference for orange) and now shotguns. Also shows signs of complete disdain for authority and government of any form.

don't forget to enquire within for all your aerial needs. Quirk air promises the most exciting helicopter rides this side of Santiago.

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Must be me. Fortunately I am not my brain.

Then which part of your anatomy are you?

Your vagina.

Please, wash me once in a while.

Just as well you aren't your brain. You would have been long dead.

[henry quirk]

Then which part of your anatomy are you?

Your vagina.

Please, wash me once in a while.

Just as well you aren't your brain. You would have been long dead.

As your picked privates: I'll live forever.

[henry quirk]

don't forget to enquire within for all your aerial needs. Quirk air promises the most exciting helicopter rides this side of Santiago.

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

[Gary Childress]

We take you up slow, get you down fast.

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

[henry quirk]

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

I'm not. You had me pegged right.

[Gary Childress]

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

I'm not. You had me pegged right.

You're being modest. Stop it. You deserve it.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

I'm OK with that as long as you don't get any Federal or State funding. County is fine.

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

You are correct. He's all hot air. He's actually a kind person underneath all that garbage

[Gary Childress]

Copter rides are privately funded, and free to the customer.

I'm sorry, Henry. I had you pegged wrong. I thought you weren't a very charitable person. You have my apologies.

You are correct. He's all hot air. He's actually a kind person underneath all that garbage

I know.

[henry quirk]

You two do know the copter rides flash referenced are about tossin' commies out the door from a high altitude, right?

[Gary Childress]

You two do know the copter rides flash referenced are about tossin' commies out the door from a high altitude, right?

I thought it meant you flew very fast and diligently to bring guests home in time for other appointments. That certainly changes my "charitable" comment.

[Immanuel Can]

You two do know the copter rides flash referenced are about tossin' commies out the door from a high altitude, right?

Geez.

What do you do when your best wisecracks go right past 'em?