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Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:30 am
by accelafine
attofishpi wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:28 am
accelafine wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:27 am
attofishpi wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 6:42 am

What is it about you? Always so bitter, always looking for the worst in people.

The irony of this "schizophrenia" as sage once told me - it's the WORLD that is INSANE. There is nothing insane in the BRAIN of BRIAN.
Idiot. Insanity is not normally high on the list of attributes people are looking for in a partner.
Ergo, who the duck is insane around here IDIOT?
Practically everyone :|

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:31 am
by attofishpi
accelafine wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:30 am
attofishpi wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:28 am
accelafine wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:27 am

Idiot. Insanity is not normally high on the list of attributes people are looking for in a partner.
Ergo, who the duck is insane around here IDIOT?
Practically everyone :|
..finally, something rational coming out of you today.

Wizard of Oz is finished - Filipino girls (ladies) like to sleep, atto might head up to the rooftop pool with a beer and keep an eyen on the mountains - made up of volcanoes in the distance - this place is awesome!

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:07 am
by Ben JS
I feel like saying:

People aren't property.

And:

'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a sick society' - [redacted source]

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 8:12 pm
by MagsJ
Pistolero wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:50 pm Silence of the kids...... :twisted:
😆

I had some baked rabbit for my OMAD, but I didn’t kill it myself.. 😏

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:27 pm
by accelafine
MagsJ wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 8:12 pm
Pistolero wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:50 pm Silence of the kids...... :twisted:
😆

I had some baked rabbit for my OMAD, but I didn’t kill it myself.. 😏
Glad you find it so amusing you sick fuck.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:35 pm
by Pistolero
Spiderwoman continues her verbal rampage.

Such brilliance.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:37 pm
by Pistolero
The secret to Spider woman is....overprotective warfare.
She wants to cocoon the world in her webs.
She want to save all the victims.

She identifies with their plight.
What man has victimized this delicate creature?

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:12 pm
by MagsJ
accelafine wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:27 pm
MagsJ wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 8:12 pm
Pistolero wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:50 pm Silence of the kids...... :twisted:
😆

I had some baked rabbit for my OMAD, but I didn’t kill it myself.. 😏
Glad you find it so amusing you sick fuck.
I am? .. that’s news to me.. 🤔


Your heart is filled with rage, where love should be.. something happened to you.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 2:11 am
by accelafine
MagsJ wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:12 pm
accelafine wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:27 pm
MagsJ wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 8:12 pm
😆

I had some baked rabbit for my OMAD, but I didn’t kill it myself.. 😏
Glad you find it so amusing you sick fuck.
I am? .. that’s news to me.. 🤔


Your heart is filled with rage, where love should be.. something happened to you.
With a bit of luck someone will saw your head off slowiy while you are trying to cry for your mother, until you drown in your own blood. The only difference between you and the baby goat will be that no one gives a shit when it happens to you.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:22 am
by promethean75
"True story...."

That is a fucked up thing to see today more so than a thousand years ago when we were dumber and more savage. Be glad you were at least 16 when you saw that. I've watched the old man killing and cleaning deer so many times before i was ten...why... it's a wonder i didn't turn out like ol' Robby Pickton. Lotta game slaughter going on around the old man. Blasting mourning dove out of the sky like skeet. Not much is sadder than picking up a wounded dove filled with bird shot and having to pop its head off to kill it as it looks at you with those gentle brown eyes.

But you wouldn't believe the smell of a deer's gut when it's cut open. It's like a blast of the most horrible hot swamp gas you've ever smelled. But it's just grass and acorns 'n shit in there. You wouldn't think it could be so horrible. Bacteria are ruthless godless organisms spreading their reign of terror in every stomach on erf. Nothing good can smell that bad. I don't give a damn about the gases produced when probiotic bacteria digest food 'n stuff. God could just as easily have made those gases smell like strawberries or something pleasant.

So this one time, i was sent with a 22-caliber revolver to shoot a medium-sized black mixed breed dog huddled alone in the woods like it was sick and dying. I thought it was simple. Got kinda close for a headshot, but jerked the trigger and hit the dog, not in the head. It yelped and tried to weakly scamper off, and i fumbled with the gun to cock it as quick as i could, cursing god. It shook me up, man. I moved up to it quickly as it snarled at me, half crying, half scared to death. Shot it in the head from three feet, and it collapsed. That poor fuckin dog. Some white trash owner - this was in Deliverance land Virginia mountains - neglected him, and it was dying of heartworms or something, probably. May have even had rabies. Glazed eyes, mouth foaming, etc.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:32 am
by promethean75
I even had a problem with killing fish that hadn't yet suffocated in the cooler.

Every time i cut the head off with one quick, sharp thrust of the filet knife, i saw in my head a hologram of the fish's spinal column, sending an incredibly painful pulse through every nerve... the fish, even as dumb as it is, crying out in silent pain before the lights go out.

This used to fuck me up as a kid, man. I was like Powder, that dude who touched that deer and absorbed all his pain.

I stopped hunting around fourteen. Still fish, tho.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:42 am
by MagsJ
accelafine wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 2:11 am
MagsJ wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 11:12 pm
accelafine wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 9:27 pm

Glad you find it so amusing you sick fuck.
I am? .. that’s news to me.. 🤔


Your heart is filled with rage, where love should be.. something happened to you.
With a bit of luck someone will saw your head off slowiy while you are trying to cry for your mother, until you drown in your own blood. The only difference between you and the baby goat will be that no one gives a shit when it happens to you.
I laughed at the “silence of the kids” last sentence part.. now run along and ignore me from here on in.

Toodles..

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 3:49 am
by promethean75
Oh no, you don't think Accelafine is Phoneutria, do you? There's no way. What you're seeing is the Cancerian crabbiness they both have. They'd actually get along well, in fact.

Fishpie and Maia also get along with these guys because they're water signs, too, so they can do all their dreamy, introspective, deep and profound soul-searching together.

Indeed. The Silence of the Kids. Both kids, in fact. One was for dinner and the other one was a Greek kid rendered speechless.

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 4:18 am
by MagsJ
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Why does that concern you, Prom?

Re: True Story of the Day

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2025 4:22 am
by promethean75
All things must concern a philosopher.