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Go away Marxist, go away, hoot hoot.

I'm seriously stumped how you eat a sardine with bones all through it. I don't want to butt bleed because I ate 1,000 little needle bones. And I don't think I can go to heaven if I eat a fish head with eyes staring back at me. How so British people do it, from cans?

As fish pi has already explained to you, you have to insert them directly into your anus-- ideally with a horse syringe. Something like this: