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Hjarloprillar
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Was Jesus of Aramathea a roman catholic?

no

He was a man with a belief he died for. All else after is interpretation.
He jerked off as a teen, crapped in bushes, lusted after girls in his town. he was human
Killed by roman empire. deified at council of nicea. He became the greatest pronouncement "jesus christ" being said billions of times by peoples of west.
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Hjarloprillar wrote:Was Jesus of Aramathea a roman catholic?

no

He was a man with a belief he died for. All else after is interpretation.
Some historians question if he even existed, even historians close to his time.
He jerked off as a teen, crapped in bushes, lusted after girls in his town. he was human
Killed by roman empire. deified at council of nicea. He became the greatest pronouncement "jesus christ" being said billions of times by peoples of west.
It doesn't change the fact that Catholocism is called Roman Catholicism or the holy C for historical reasons that are pretty much immutable.

And Jesus was perfect, claiming he was human wholly is called gnosticism and would of got you burnt at the stake in less enlightened times. ;)

Arguments about the nature of his divinity schismed the Church into orthodox and catholic and protestant and Catholic, Orthodox Christianity is ironically almost identical to Catholocism, only their clergy differ at all, the Archbishop of Jerusalem is not a "pope" for example, only Jesus holds a supreme position as the head of the Church. And the Orthodox faith places the birth of the Religion on James the just, Jesus' brothers shoulders rather than Peters; aside from that they are identical except about certain trinity issues and Orthodox Christianity has no transubstantion rituals, Ie holy communion and drinking of wine as body and blood of Christ made real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70IAwHTzrHI

It's all explained here:

"I didn't have any wine so I shouldn't pay as much."

"No wine Peter?"

"Well you said there was all blood in it..?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" men

LMAO.
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