Worst Cringe Quotes Ever

[promethean75]

Oh no! Tabor was a bisexual that secretly frequented truckstops?! Did his wife and children know about this?

Theory: Tabor succumbed to Gary's extortion because Gary knew he was fruity. I dunno about Mrs. Tabor and the kids but I always love it when I find out my husband is sucking truckers off when he's not at home.

How Tabor got karate Meredith killed is as follows. Instead of simply telling Gary that he was wanted, he tried to set a trap and get Gary caught when he came by to get the check.

Had Gary known he was wanted, he would have let karate Meredith go because he's going down anyway, and there's no need to kill her (to eliminate a witness).

Fuckin Tabor. That fruity-ass yuppie f*** messed everything up.

[promethean75]

Ohp... that'll do it every time. If half of your jobs are go-backs, thanks to your best salesman (Gary), and you take every one of em instead of letting your salesman have a few, your salesman is gonna get pissed off.

Say I got you twenty jobs in a subdivision, and you got all the profit from them while i just got paid my salary/wage as your saleman. Then i get you a twenty-first job and ask if you'll let me have all of this one. You say "no" from your new cellphone in Bermuda, and I say "damn, that's fucked up" from my rotary-dial landline while sitting in a Staples desk chair that tilts to the left because of the broken wheel in a tiny house office with wainscoting and a window unit.

This is just a tragic case of a smarter-than-the-rest employee growing hip to the absurdity that is the capitalist (doubly absurd if the capitalist is a truckstop homo, too) he's working for.

I've experienced this too with several of my employers. You get the quickening, and it's almost overwhelming. You stand back for a second and analyze everything with a brain not cluttered by the nonsense that has everyone else fooled and suddenly you are alone in a cartoon world that doesn't even seem real it's so stupid.

https://youtu.be/KTM6FnQetqw?is=-yjHd5zOBu012Gvh

[promethean75]

What a boss! Did you see The Beast Of Blood Mountain grab homeboy's coffee when they stand up like he snatched that thing off a rest-stop picnic table three hours after it was left there by a Mexican family on their way to Pisgah? The f*** I'm talkin' 'bout. Wait until the Olympic plate shifts again. The whole fuckin' west coast is finished.

Gary ain't got time for this shit. Ya'll done? Let's go.

[promethean75]

Look for the 'alright, we're done with the crazy guy, let's go' tap on the seated detective's back as the other walked behind him at 2:23.

If Gary saw that tap, he wouldn't feel insulted because he's not fooled by the six hours of the feigned comradery of the detectives. He knows they think he's crazy and that they very likely want him to die (in their infinite redneck Georgia wisdom and religious hypocrisy). His foreknowledge of that is part of the reason why the sociopath can't truly connect. He knows you are only pretending to care, pretending to compliment him, pretending to be curious and interested, etc.

The arrogance that offends us if Gary wags a condescending finger at the good 'ol boys and says "you're only human" is coming precisely from that foreknowledge of them being a farce, having to pretend not to be, while having the audacity to think of Gary as the disingenuous one.

Hannibal went through the same thing with Starling & Co.

[promethean75]

Welp, there was quite a contrast between motormouth 61 year old Gary and goofey 'n fun loving 78 year old Gary, wuddint there?

At 61, he could run shit on em. At 78, he can't even defend himself against a pseudo-Lester Holt and gets brutally beaten for an hour.

The prison box has sapped the pioneer's spirit and paralyzed his intellect, I'm afraid.

[promethean75]

Oct 21, 2007. John and Irene 'hit em!' Bryant. Received $300.

The Beast Of Blood Mountain makes it 45 days and 500 miles on $300 with one dependent, Dandy.

Dec 3, 2007. Pseudo-Sigourney. Received $700.

The Beast Of Blood Mountain attempts to extort John 'truckstop' Tabor, his former boss, so that he may a) avoid having to rob anotha' n*gga, and b) walk into a telemarketer office and apply for a job at 61 because for ten years your bisexual boss is keeping all the money you made him and you've got nothing to show for your work but a van, a fat-ass North Face hiking bag and a dog named Dandy.

John 'truckstop' Tabor tries some bitch-ass shit and instead of telling The Beast Of Blood Mountain (TBOBM) that the cops are lookin for em he tries to plant a trap to get TBOBM captured... TBOBM smells the trap a mile away and doesn't attempt to get the check from Tabor.

Down to $40 from the last lick and believing he's still unknown by the cops because of Tabor's trying to be Magnum PI and set a trap, he believes he will stay unknown if he eliminates his victims as witnesses.

Jan 1, 2008. Karate Meredith. Receives nothing (but a black eye and some poon-tang).

Alternative ending: Truckstop Tabor informs TBOBM during the phone call that he's wanted, and he realizes that killing Karate Meredith would be useless and lets her go to become national women's league karate tournament champion six years later... her epic fight with TBOBM becoming the stuff of legend.

[promethean75]

Maybe it was the head injury that needed two hundred stitches from the Murphy bed falling on little Gary's head? Or does he, like your homeboy Phineas Gage, still have the freewill not to be a dick?

Discuss!

Please... not everyone at once. Let's maintain some order.

[promethean75]

Truckstop Tabor just said it himself. The construction industry crash of 07. If he hadn't shut the phone offices down, Gary wouldn't have freaked out like guys do when they lose jobs they've had for ten years and become Tyler Durdens. I know I did. I was like hell naw i ain't working at Labor Ready for seven dollars an hour because nobody's building houses because some dipshits sold subprime mortgages and fucked everything up because the succession of proper leadership did not take place when Lenin died and the west was not stopped from preventing dipshits from ever happening.

I was like f*** this I'll just not work and hang out at coffee shops and books stores all day combing the want-ads for a real job that's never coming.

So no... I'm afraid we don't have a sexually sadistic lifelong transient serial killer. We only have a 61 year old who goes off the chain after losing everything. Fun fact: he hadn't so much as run a red light for ten years prior to the Bryants. That's what a monster amoung us he is. Hardiboard salesman Gary, i mean. Gary 'hardiplank' Hilton.

[Gary Childress]

Truckstop Tabor just said it himself. The construction industry crash of 07. If he hadn't shut the phone offices down, Gary wouldn't have freaked out like guys do when they lose jobs they've had for ten years and become Tyler Durdens. I know I did. I was like hell naw i ain't working at Labor Ready for seven dollars an hour because nobody's building houses because some dipshits sold subprime mortgages and fucked everything up because the succession of proper leadership did not take place when Lenin died and the west was not stopped from preventing dipshits from ever happening.

I was like f*** this I'll just not work and hang out at coffee shops and books stores all day combing the want-ads for a real job that's never coming.

So no... I'm afraid we don't have a sexually sadistic lifelong transient serial killer. We only have a 61 year old who goes off the chain after losing everything. Fun fact: he hadn't so much as run a red light for ten years prior to the Bryants. That's what a monster amoung us he is. Hardiboard salesman Gary, i mean. Gary 'hardiplank' Hilton.

Who is the "Gary" you are referring to? And why are you so concerned about him? I assume it's not me (I hope).

[Walker]

''We are so lucky to have you''.

Cambridge professor Hilary Cremin to Jason Arday.

Double cringe. He must have always known, deep down, that it was a lie.

[promethean75]

The Gary I've been talking about and linking to for three days now. That Gary, Gary.

So, how does the damaged brain of a sociopath work. We'll run Gary Hilton's scenario. You drop a Murphy bed on a nine year old's head. The region of the brain at the impact point is bludgeoned by its own skull bone. Say that region is responsible for (or contributes to) inhibiting risky behavior-taking, or the ability to empathize, or temper control. As that nine year old grows up, the ideas and concepts he learns will be under the influence of a mind/body that can't feel the range of emotion others feel and are under the influence of when learning the meaning of language and using it to communicate. For instance, 'love'. If nine people who don't have bludgeoned brain region x all feel y when they hug, get married, have sex, etc., and use the word 'love' to express these arrangements, there's a good chance the tenth person with bludgeoned brain region x will be in disagreement about what y is.

What shapes our understanding and use of language, though a perfectly public affair (see Witt), is not reducible to the analogous behavior of people all acting the same (giving hugs, buying flowers, etc) and in agreement about the meaning of a word.

If a mind can't feel the affects of a brain as other minds feel their own, the capacity for making a word meaningful through association with an internal state will be much different or even totally lacking.

Indeed, a word does not come at us in the form of an idea when we acquire it.... something we then match our behavior to to say, 'This is what being in love is'.

It's the Hard-Problem of Sociopaths. A sociopath could fake 'loving' behavior, and you'd not know he 'feels' none of what you do when you behave as such.

The affects behind the production of the mental state draw limits to what behaviors and body-states can be exhibited during the expression of the mental construct - now an 'idea' after learning what 'love' means - in analogous behavior (to other language users). So, it can't possibly be that there is an objective reality for the meaning of 'love' that only people with undamaged brain region x can access.

Philosophically-legally speaking, a sociopath can't be called abnormal for his unseemly behavior because his idea of his behavior follows necessarily from the affections of his brain piece. He can only be called an unfortunate case of someone with unseemly behavior.