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The Four Most Important Prophets of the World
By the time every child enters their first day of kindergarten, they should already know the names of the most important Prophets in history. But, here you are, an adult, can you name them?
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The Four Most Important Prophets of the World
By the time every child enters their first day of kindergarten, they should already know the names of the most important Prophets in history. But, here you are, an adult, can you name them?
A prophet tells you the future and their words come to pass. Many people claim that it is impossible to foretell the future. Many people also claim that one can foretell the future because the future preexists and consists of time lines, and that like a plate of spaghetti, one can choose which time line to take into the future. Personally, I just twirl the stuff around on my fork and eat it, I mean, taking one strand at a time means by the time you are done, you are eating cold spaghetti. Anyway, spaghetti is fairly tasteless, I go for the sauce. For me, I experience Déjà vu every time I belch.
Some People claim that important prophets are themselves foretold by previous prophets, and that one must simply have faith and wait for them to ring your door bell. Others, however, claim that if you want a prophet to visit you, you have to perform some very strange and awkward behaviors which are really too numerous to mention; they range from how you dress, what tools you use, to what you eat, and even to what hand you use to wipe your ass; you can spice these up with unlimited ritualistic behaviors. Myself, I believe that if anyone has something to say, they can just spit it out and they do not even have to turn their head. I mean, if God spoke the Universe, what happened, when did God loose its voice such that now, we imagine we need a Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head dress up doll? And, if people actually believe that God lost its voice, why not take up a collection so that God can go to a doctor? A rip or tear in the Universe is very expensive to repair, and, should god hiccup, well, another galaxy bites the dust, imagine that every time that happens, the Universe echoes Walk like an Egyptian!
I find it most strange when PhD holders argue about the possibility or impossibility of prophecy, I mean, who, but a complete idiot cannot tell you straight out, the names of the most important, and only important Prophets of History? Really, it is a thing of debate or contention? People spending thousands of years playing cowboys and Indians, killing each other because one has their dress up Mr. or Mrs., or both Potato Head doll? Or one likes this or that kind of spaghetti?
Well, personally, as a mind is an information processor, designed for predictive behavior, I would think that before anyone even started their education, they would know the names of the prophets; Common Grammar, Arithmetic, Algebra and Geometry.
Personally, I read somewhere, that God, whatever it is, is no respecter of persons. Anyway, if you claim either to believe in Religion or Science, then only an idiot does not know, that all of speech, that prophecy is provable or disprovable by simple grammatical principles, Logic is not different from itself. Now, what prophecy can tell you, since grammar can only be effected to the level of intelligence each individual has, which person has or had the greater level of intelligence. If God spoke the Universe, and the only power we have is the power of speech, I think only an idiot cannot do the math. God spoke the Universe; men tell you how intelligent or stupid they are by how they use those words. So, if one is looking for a prophet, why is mankind still basically, illiterate? Who, but a fool, claims to know the Word of God, and yet also proves, they do not know words at all; that sounds like some hippy dippy dude claiming that everything is the same as nothing?
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I find it most strange when PhD holders argue about the possibility or impossibility of prophecy, I mean, who, but a complete idiot cannot tell you straight out, the names of the most important, and only important Prophets of History?
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Were they prophets for profits?
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Gary Childress wrote: ↑Sat May 30, 2026 10:02 pmI find it most strange when PhD holders argue about the possibility or impossibility of prophecy, I mean, who, but a complete idiot cannot tell you straight out, the names of the most important, and only important Prophets of History?
He named the "four prophets" in this following snippet from his second post...
And just for funzies I asked Google's AI mode the following question (some emphasis and use of proper grammar mine)...
_______Me:
If someone who prides themself on the proper use of grammar and writes the following sentence,...
"...I would think that before anyone even started their education, they would know the names of the prophets; Common Grammar, Arithmetic, Algebra and Geometry..."
...should they have used a colon after the word "prophets," instead of a semicolon?
AI Assistant:
Yes, they should have used a colon instead of a semicolon.
Why a Colon is Correct
Colons introduce a list that explains or illustrates what came before it.
Why a Semicolon is Incorrect
- The first part of the sentence introduces a category of basic knowledge ("the names of the prophets", "common grammar", etc.).
The items after "prophets" are part of that same list.
A colon smoothly connects the general category to the specific examples.
Semicolons connect two independent clauses that could stand alone as separate sentences.
- The phrase after the semicolon ("common grammar, arithmetic, algebra and geometry") is a fragment, not a complete sentence.
Using a semicolon here breaks standard grammatical rules.