Toes for Tots

[Phil8659]

I ran across this add, Toes for Tots, and could not make head nor tails of it until I read on.

It seems that Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, do as many couples do, had children, tater tots, it seems. But in every closet they found themselves in, they could not find the parts to put on the tater tots,

So, if you have any spare parts from Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, mail them to Toes for Tots, so that their children just don't roll away.

[accelafine]

They need to stop giving them American cheese. Apparently, according to Mr. Dangerpants, it causes your toes to fall off.

[Phil8659]

They need to stop giving them American cheese. Apparently, according to Mr. Dangerpants, it causes your toes to fall off.

https://www.allrecipes.com/world-cheese ... 5-11852951

[accelafine]

Americans spray cheese out of a can. Nuff said.

[Phil8659]

Americans spray cheese out of a can. Nuff said.

Yes, but also into some very kinky places.
There is more than one way to take your fish and cheddar.