So, how long is that television guaranteed for?
It is guaranteed for life!
But the TV is not alive.
Exactly. That is why we guarantee all our products for life.
But that is absurd!
What of it? You want the TV or hot?
I want a good TV!
Is the TV alive?
Well no.
Then there is no such thing as a good TV.
How much is it?
Just give me your credit card.