Dear Socrates

[Philosophy Now]

Having returned from the turn of the Fourth Century B.C. to the turn of the Twenty-First A.D., Socrates has eagerly signed on as a Philosophy Now columnist so that he may continue to carry out his divinely-inspired dialogic mission.

https://philosophynow.org/issues/31/Dear_Socrates

[Impenitent]

Nice article... it seems that Socrates became a Crete-in of his own free will...

Bill and Ted took Socrates to San Dimas

-Imp

[SophiaDavis]

Having returned from the turn of the Fourth Century B.C. to the turn of the Twenty-First A.D., Socrates has eagerly signed on as a Philosophy Now columnist so that he may continue to carry out his divinely-inspired dialogic mission.

https://philosophynow.org/issues/31/Dear_Socrates/geometry dash lite

I might add, dear Marc, that the body does not always obey the mind. I may intend to run the mile in four minutes but it is unlikely my body will obey. The palsied hand will not steady nor the shivering body still.

[Phil8659]

Having returned from the turn of the Fourth Century B.C. to the turn of the Twenty-First A.D., Socrates has eagerly signed on as a Philosophy Now columnist so that he may continue to carry out his divinely-inspired dialogic mission.

https://philosophynow.org/issues/31/Dear_Socrates

Now there is a pretentious piece of work for you. Makes you want to toss your cookies and wipe it up with the article.