enLIGHTenMENt jokes

[Fairy]

A man wants a woman that he can switch on and off like a light.
A woman wants a man that she can switch on and off like a battery charger.
Remember, loneliness is being alone in bad company.

[Walker]

Question: Why can’t children and fools access all the rope?

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