You could also jump off a very high bridge into a fast flowing river.
Got any good jokes?
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I’ve never to this day been able to make myself invisible. It’s tricky, and it’s a joke. The super ultra cosmic joke.attofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:13 pmYou could also jump off a very high bridge into a fast flowing river.
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Q: How do you make one of those exploding Muslims?
A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.

A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.
Re: Got any good jokes?
Oh you actually thought there was a Muslim inside that body.attofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Jun 10, 2025 1:45 pm Q: How do you make one of those exploding Muslims?
A: Just always speak the truth honestly and fearlessly.
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NPCs?
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Nope, too shallow, dig deeper, you’re getting caught up in the eddies.
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The gods are talking about how to design human procreation. Nothing looks promising until one of them comes up with the idea of intercourse. The other gods ponder it for a while, and one of them says hesitantly: "I guess that would work, but how could they stop laughing long enough to..."
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Love itWalker wrote: ↑Wed Jun 25, 2025 6:19 pm An American puppet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdq2jdv0wjE
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..the only gay in the village
When in Mykonos... | Little Britain | Lucas and Walliams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Howb1zEpv0
When in Mykonos... | Little Britain | Lucas and Walliams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Howb1zEpv0
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how do you know if the pig is French?
he goes oui, oui oui all the way home
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he goes oui, oui oui all the way home
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See, now that's the same problem with me live reading my poetry without displaying the actual words! Phonetically identical, thus missing the point I am attempting to get across..Impenitent wrote: ↑Mon Jul 07, 2025 8:40 pm how do you know if the pig is French?
he goes oui, oui oui all the way home
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The only way I could know if this pig is French is if whilst squealing out "oui, oui oui" all the way home, he also held out a placard with the actual spelling!! - not being "wee"..
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after Tuesday the calendar says WTF...
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if it was a snake it woulda bit me.