10hrs in Singapore airport - apparentley a wonderful airport. My 1st visit was to the 'butterfly garden' - near pitch black, not a butterfly to be seen.
I was told to go to Terminal 3 for my flight. Waited ages before the message on one of the very few screens displaying flights showed I should be in Terminal 1. Go to the shuttle - under maintenance until 5am (this is at 3am). I realise I can use the 'travelator' to get to Terminal 1 (loads of them kms worth imo). I had downloaded the Changi Airport app to double check things - I finally get to Terminal 1 - no signs indicating that was where I was at, asked some dude with a gun, figured he worked for the airport - he said yes I am at Terminal 1.
I check the app to see which gate - the app tells me my flight is all the way back at Terminal 3!!
Finally, find another TV screen with flight details and turns out the app was wrong. Terminal 1 is correct. Walked past loads and loads of people sleeping on the floor around the place. The shitty chair I am in doesn't even have a head rest, not that I feel like I can sleep. I sit there for a while and some Asian people are jabbering on loudly. The dude beside me had already clearly had enough of their noise and moved off somewhere.
I do the same, but then some woman decides to listen to some crap on here phone NO HEADPHONES...
Ya, all airports are shite. Oh yes, on the airplane to Singapore I had prebooked an aisle seat right at the back of the plane - where there are two seats (for this leg of the flight) - the next leg I picked the same seat but the window one because it will be daylight for pretty much the entire trip. Anyway, I get to the back of the plane and a chap is sat in what I believed to be my seat for this leg - the aisle seat. My seat was "K" his was "H" - he stood up briefly as the steward insists mine is the window seat, fine - but I explain none of the lettering is alphabetic. He disagreed. On landing the same steward attempted to tell me that the seat lettering was in alphabetic order from one side on the plane to mine. Normally that is the case. I had taken a photo of the seats to our left - GED!!! I then said if matey is in H, where is I & J - his answer was that likely these letters looked to much like the number 1 so they must have changed it - seriously - my reality is bollocks. I of course pointed out to him that it's NOT alphabetic then is it!!!
...please get me home, or let the plane crash, I could not give a flying duck.