True Story of the Day

[accelafine]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u5d8fKvpToI

Is that your mother? Nice floral frock.

[attofishpi]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u5d8fKvpToI

Is that your mother? Nice floral frock.

Did you end up working out the issue you are/were having with the forum was it:-

1. Rick's IT dude, Borat was tasked to sabotage your connection
or
2. The issue was your browser
or
3. Your laptop is screwed
or
4. PEBKAC

[accelafine]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u5d8fKvpToI

Is that your mother? Nice floral frock.

Did you end up working out the issue you are/were having with the forum was it:-

1. Rick's IT dude, Borat was tasked to sabotage your connection
or
2. The issue was your browser
or
3. Your laptop is screwed
or
4. PEBKAC

No. It occasionally lets me on but mostly says 'site can't be reached' or whatever the wording is.

[attofishpi]

Is that your mother? Nice floral frock.

Did you end up working out the issue you are/were having with the forum was it:-

1. Rick's IT dude, Borat was tasked to sabotage your connection
or
2. The issue was your browser
or
3. Your laptop is screwed
or
4. PEBKAC

No. It occasionally lets me on but mostly says 'site can't be reached' or whatever the wording is.

Maybe it detects that the personality in situe within your head at the time, is not human.

[attofishpi]

*** A bunch of Ozzie wankers with tats have just turned up to my favourite pub in Adelaide - the Exeter...

Does atto think he might copy a broken bone or administer a broken bone.

Mmmm....i wonder wot odds would be in play.

[accelafine]

Ugh. Feral Aussies in the wild. It doesn't come much worse than that

[attofishpi]

Y3s, the bar was reasonably peaceful until they arrived....one sporting the Adelaide Crows shirt.

Problem atto has, and I'm not certain it's not in my blood, I am poised for one of the twats 5o cross my line...if that's not wiv me, it's where ladies are concerned.

Not that you'd agree wiv that, a man must always have an alterior motive.....mine? Lust 4 making "men " real eyes...perhaps learn from their fukwit actions.

[promethean75]

Lol. When you're almost relieved you're going blind (because the hospitals won't treat you) so you can have an excuse not have to commit a felony to work.

Translation: the job i just lost because i can't see is a job i would have been committing a felony to take, anyway.

If i inform the homeowners (who have kids) that I'm a SO, they don't hire me. If I don't tell the homeowners I'm a SO, take the job and the cops find out, i may go to prison for ten years, minimum.

Well shit. Looks like i may be retiring early and have to start robbing banks again. I've still got one good eye and a gun to take my own life with if the cockroaches ever corner me, so I'm good.

[accelafine]

Lol. When you're almost relieved you're going blind (because the hospitals won't treat you) so you can have an excuse not have to commit a felony to work.

Translation: the job i just lost because i can't see is a job i would have been committing a felony to take, anyway.

If i inform the homeowners (who have kids) that I'm a SO, they don't hire me. If I don't tell the homeowners I'm a SO, take the job and the cops find out, i may go to prison for ten years, minimum.

Well shit. Looks like i may be retiring early and have to start robbing banks again. I've still got one good eye and a gun to take my own life with if the cockroaches ever corner me, so I'm good.

Your country sounds like a hell-hole. So much for 'land of the free'. Why won't the hospitals treat you? Still, you wouldn't want that 'commie free health care' would you
Your posts are getting on a par with Gary's for their 'down-bringing' capability.
Humans are never very bright or logical. In this country it's the exact opposite. The most depraved sexual beasts and child-killers here get name changes, homes, full criminal history suppression, and they could be living right next door to a family with children and no one would be any the wiser.

[promethean75]

"Why won't the hospitals treat you?"

The long answer will take you back a couple thousand years. The short answer: private property.

I regret to inform my students that due to the eye injury, i struggle to read text now and may have to abandon my teaching position and take up the liberal arts instead.

[accelafine]

I suppose freedom means going blind then. Imagine that in one of the richest countries. Might as well be India (also a rich country). America:land of the completely insane.

[attofishpi]

IS ATTO IN THE WRONG?

This is a true story of Sunday, atto's special day.

So one of my many girlfriends took me to this 'planetarium' type of experience. We were at the pub first, and I did have a head start on her.

This experience was clearly at the kiddy level, and there were loads of the sticky little monsters around.

Once inside, we had to plonk ourselves on beanbags and stare up at the dome ceiling.

It was quite a spectacle, but my GOD the little animated robot dude had a very annoying voice clearly they think kids like such stupid sounding dickbots.

At one point we zoomed in on the Sun and I happened to say "Sun of God!"

Every now and then I realised I was dozing off and would snap to.

At the end I gave a whistle of approval, I leaned over to my friend that had treated me to the experience and made sure I said "that was really good, lets go get some dinner"

To which she replied "I'm going nowhere with you."

"Eh? I was going to buy you a nice dinner."

"You were being completely inappropriate at a children's event"

"What!!?"

"Snoring, yelling out, whistling"

So here's my point.

1. I didn't realise I nodded off to the extent that I snored - surely that is forgivable?
2. I did yell out Sun of God - I think I woke up and saw the Sun zooming in at me and it was almost an auto statement!
3. At the end, I did one yippy, good show! - type of whistle.

Is that inappropriate behaviour around children?

I said she was blowing it out of all proportions and that i had no idea I was snoring (and that would have been rare - I am certain I was awake for 95% of it - i kept nodding off on short occasions).

We both walked our separate ways..

So.

I texted her later and said sorry I upset her - no reply two days lata..

She's over reacting right?

[accelafine]

You need to ask this?

[attofishpi]

You need to ask this?

On the way out when she started banging on about it she made it sound like I was continually yelling out and whistling throughout the show.

I stated it- it wasn't even a yell "the Sun of GOD" - ONCE!

At the end, I did ONE whistle to show my approval for the show.

The snoring I can't be certain about.

So.

NO, I think she is blowing it WAY out of proportion. If I was inappropriate around the kids I am pretty certain that at least one of the burly fathers (there were lots of them) would have made some comment to me at the end..

[accelafine]

You need to ask this?

On the way out when she started banging on about it she made it sound like I was continually yelling out and whistling throughout the show.

I stated it- it wasn't even a yell "the Sun of GOD" - ONCE!

At the end, I did ONE whistle to show my approval for the show.

The snoring I can't be certain about.

So.

NO, I think she is blowing it WAY out of proportion. If I was inappropriate around the kids I am pretty certain that at least one of the burly fathers (there were lots of them) would have made some comment to me at the end..

You're an obnoxious jerk who doesn't know how to behave in public.