Slow and crashing forum

[attofishpi]

the checking in part works fine

forum really hasn't crashed here

none of these cookies have good fortunes but no victor believes in luck...

-Imp

Thank you sir.

Any other clients have a report to make regarding the current performance of the forum?

..seems its the old PEBKAC again.


(Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

[attofishpi]

There's a reason why so-called computer nerds are always male. FAR more confidence than ability. I'm always amazed when I find I know more about 'tech' stuff than they do. They just pretend to know everything (and probably actually believe it). Odious little condescending incel creeps.
What makes males so confident, even when they have absolutely NOTHING to be confident ABOUT?

It was always the same entitled spoilt brat b*****s (I hate that word) that had the attitude that they knew more than some dude that just happens to be working in a call centre, thus must be dumb. Always unreasonable unwilling to accept the truth. The men 9 times out of 10 you could eventually calm them down and reason with them. But there was a certain type of woman (*perhaps the Veg type?) that you couldn't bring them to the correct conclusion.

You'd be surprised at the level of knowledge some 'call centre' tech roles require.

Let's see you remote configure a VOIP router, because the tech on site has fucked up all the line connection points to shed load of phones, faxes etc..

PS. There were loads of women at my office

[accelafine]

Who mentioned call centres?

[accelafine]

ps I've never known the old 'change your browser' solution (even more useless than the 'turn it off and on again' standby for condescending, know-nothing nerds) to work. EVER.

[attofishpi]

Who mentioned call centres?

Well, that's where I copped the arrogant unreasonable slags that would be screaming at me.

Worse job of my life that one.

[attofishpi]

ps I've never known the old 'change your browser' solution (even more useless than the 'turn it off and on again' standby for condescending, know-nothing nerds) to work. EVER.

You arrogant ********* - that's standard procedure FOOL.

DID IT WORK?

[accelafine]

pps My grand daughter was adept at using a smart phone at ONE, and that was from simply watching others and swiping her mother's phone when she wasn't looking. So don't patronise me with your 'ooh, I'm such a clever male who knows everything there is to know about 'mysterious techy stuff' so I'm going to gift you the honour of my infinitely superior wisdom because you are such a decrepit, helpless old crone who could never hope to match my vastly superior 'man-knowledge'.

[attofishpi]

Fuck off it's got nothing to do with me being a male and EVERTHING to do with you being a miserable misandrist.

Like I said, there were plenty of women doing the same job, idiot.

BTW: A THANKS for attempting to assist me atto would have been appreciated. You are definitely THAT type of woman.

Ya still haven't even done the courtesy of confirming whether the forum is running as normal, whether it was a different browser that resolved it or clearing the cache or WOTEVA - who fucking cares..

[promethean75]

Um.... fireproofing the site in your browser settings if you hadn't dunnit already.

[promethean75]

What is most disturbing is that out of the 500 daily guests during the great bot heist, only a handful remain. Which means we weren't the Vienna Circle we thought we were, or Veg just told them to fuck off somehow even before they get to the site home page.

[accelafine]

Fuck off it's got nothing to do with me being a male and EVERTHING to do with you being a miserable misandrist.

Like I said, there were plenty of women doing the same job, idiot.

BTW: A THANKS for attempting to assist me atto would have been appreciated. You are definitely THAT type of woman.

Ya still haven't even done the courtesy of confirming whether the forum is running as normal, whether it was a different browser that resolved it or clearing the cache or WOTEVA - who fucking cares..

'' *phone on mute*

C'mon ya ol' bat. FFS. I have no idea what she's doing, probably rebooting the kettle or something.

I wanna go home Baz, it's been a long day - wots this daft ol' dinosaur doing? - evolving a brain i hope.

"I HEARD THAT!"

Oh, sorry madam. Is the problem resolved?

"NO! What do you mean reboot the computer? I've been kicking it for 5 minutes and still the same problem"

Madam, does your husband have steel cap work boots?

"Yes, he does"

Is your husband home?

"No he isn't"

Good. Place the boots on your feet.

"Yes"

Now, see the dangly wire from the thing that you are holding up to your ear?

"Yes"

It connects to a beige base, with a dial on it, I want you to reboot that base as hard as you can..

"OK, hang on" BANG CLICK

Phew, daft ol bat hung up on me...I think I'll pick up some beers on the way home.

..the end of a day in the Life of Brian. ''

The insults started with you, jerk, and it's always something misogynistic. So it's a bit rich you whining about me being a misandrist.

[FlashDangerpants]

What is most disturbing is that out of the 500 daily guests during the great bot heist, only a handful remain. Which means we weren't the Vienna Circle we thought we were, or Veg just told them to fuck off somehow even before they get to the site home page.

Oh NO, say it isn't so... surely Iambignose still gets a thousand page hits per day on his exciting thread about his fractured shoes tho?

[accelafine]

What's a fractured shoe?

[attofishpi]

The insults started with you, jerk, and it's always something misogynistic. So it's a bit rich you whining about me being a misandrist.

..so you captured my little skit - similar to something the tv show IT Crowd would do and think that's actual reality.

You did the same with the UK sitcom Couples - where there were 4 girls winding a man up with sexual innuendos and failed to see it was HUMOUR ...not REALITY.

muck me sideways - will some lesbian save this miserable unreasonable misandrist!!!!

[attofishpi]

What's a fractured shoe?

..it has the same thing as you, a fractured soul (*multiple personalities each with its own disorder)