True Story of the Day

[attofishpi]

On any given day, how many fake dentists on TV vouching for some fuckin toothpaste do you see? I counted four today. And wouldn't you know it. All these dentists were twenty year old gorgeous women.

Was there ever a time when commercial advertisers were ashamed of the shit they try to pull on your brain, or have they always been scum?

I'm using Colgate Advance Whitening with Charcoal - and I didn't even see it advertised.

[attofishpi]

So.

It's 6am, had an interesting interaction with GOD overnight and the early hours.

Great Alfred is bearing down on BrisBanE

..funny ol' world,

HusBand - whose banned

Miss
Mrs
Mr - missed her.

Owe my QueensLand, Bris Ban indeed. <-- != insane (*just extremely observant of our shared REAL_IT_Y I was incarnated within)

O_B_SERVANT (you're welcome)

[attofishpi]

I'm thinking of starting my own power tool manufacturing business.

It's going to be called "Realman Power Tools".

Investors welcome, PM.


This is the advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60QoP_hO7QI

[promethean75]

The veracity of the intelligent design argument is proportionate to the degree to which the thinker of it believes himself a superior example of intelligent design.

Had anyone noticed that? I'm saying (unfortunately?) that this theory makes more and more sense when there is such vast difference between men and men.

Ironically, an argument that is wanting to be used to fuse man, to bring him into equal standing with one another so that they can marvel at the complexity of the design together as a single family under god, does, in fact, separate man and rather violently, at that.

When a smart man looks at a dumbass, he sees very little trace of intelligent design. But when he looks in the mirror, he sees it.

The smart man, though perhaps united with the dumbass in a social pact, will nonetheless always feel a little contempt for him.

That's the double irony of the argument from design. Nazi's could snatch that argument right out of a christian's hands and use it themselves for evidence of god.

[attofishpi]

The veracity of the intelligent design argument is proportionate to the degree to which the thinker of it believes himself a superior example of intelligent design.

I am listening.

Had anyone noticed that? I'm saying (unfortunately?) that this theory makes more and more sense when there is such vast difference between men and men.

I think you forgot the..."wo".

Ironically, an argument that is wanting to be used to fuse man, to bring him into equal standing with one another so that they can marvel at the complexity of the design together as a single family under god, does, in fact, separate man and rather violently, at that.

Like on the toilet the morning after consuming Baldrick's 'apple' crumble?

When a smart man looks at a dumbass, he sees very little trace of intelligent design. But when he looks in the mirror, he sees it.

The smart man, though perhaps united with the dumbass in a social pact, will nonetheless always feel a little contempt for him.

That's the double irony of the argument from design. Nazi's could snatch that argument right out of a christian's hands and use it themselves for evidence of god.

No, you've completely lost me there.

irony?

[promethean75]

I didn't think it would happen because it would be too perfect, but we have now gone from level four disgusting cat lady to level five.

Her little useless lapdog is now wearing a lamp shade around its head because it won't stop licking the yeast infection it has under its legs.

Should i kill them both right now? I can't allow myself to become infected, and i can't leave without being arrested. Wtf do I do?

[promethean75]

So far I think I've avoided being infected with the toxoplasmosis that's very likely breeding in her cat shit collection in the back room... but this diseased rat dog frightens me because it moves around the house freely.

[promethean75]

Like back in 07 when i did 52 days in Watauga county jail. The white trash deputies put me in a cell with an HIV positive homosexual. To get out, i had to threaten to create a disturbance. Ten minutes after they put me in that cell, they took me out and put me in solitary. 23 hr lockdown and no canteen... but i stopped the white trash from exposing me to the AIDS virus.

Now, however, they got me. I'm fully quarantined with another diseased animal and i can't get out.

[promethean75]

"No, you've completely lost me there."

The ID theory would actually empower the Nazi's and their beliefs, not encourage them to believe in theories of equality between men and species. That's what i mean. ID theory could act as a cornerstone for eugenics. A legitimate excuse for it.

[promethean75]

Note to my students. I have slept maybe five hours in four days, so i am a little delrious right now and can't know what i might say at this juncture. Please remain calm and continue posting in an orderly fashion.

I asked Rick to ban me but he said he couldn't because I was PN's celebrity star.

Also I can't fuckin see so you'll have to tolerate any unseen typos.

[promethean75]

Holy shiznit. History channel. I'm watching this thing on how the St. Louis arch mysteriously affects thunderstorms as they pass over and breaks them up. The thing's gotta be fuckin with the electrical field somehow.

[promethean75]

My life sucks so bad right now i have to put strawberry cream cheese on an onion bagel because i can't drive to get onion 'n chive because the light hurts my eyes.(recent eye injury).

I may be joining Maia among the ranks of the visually impaired soon. I've purchased two black Snake Plisskin eye patches already.

[attofishpi]

Note to my students. I have slept maybe five hours in four days, so i am a little delrious right now and can't know what i might say at this juncture. Please remain calm and continue posting in an orderly fashion.

I asked Rick to ban me but he said he couldn't because I was PN's celebrity star.

Also I can't fuckin see so you'll have to tolerate any unseen typos.

Maybe get off the meth and go back to heroin.

Strawberry cream cheese? <--- is that an actual product in USA or did you make that concoction yourself (*after smoking a tree of weed)?

[promethean75]

I'm watching this documentary about Twitter, and as expected, they're going on and on about how awesome and revolutionary it was and how great its creators are, etc.

Lol. Twitter is no more awesome than the fuckin notepad on your cellphone.

It's the penny stock principle that capitalism operates on. Products are made that are no more special than a spoon, but because soooo many people will be using it, it gains a celebrity status, and the capitalist creators become billionaires.

Capitalists like these are scavengers. Nothing they create is exceptional, but the sheer volume and frequency of the product's use makes it famous and them rich.

There's nothing to it. It was the next tech to be created, and eventually, some ordinary person would come along and do it.

Twitter dude said they coded that platform in one week. Now he's a billionaire. This is sickening on so many levels.

No offense but you computer dorks are a serious piece of work. Zickerberg or whatever his name is, your face book guy, and now this Elon musk dork. They're everywhere. Soft handed fancy boys with their super high IQs and now the pants that are super tight around the ankles thing. I wanna line em all up and shoot at em with my nail gun... make em jump around 'n shit and do that gay shit they do when they get together.

[promethean75]

Gen Z are actually killing dionysus, not reviving him. Their capitalism and their AI is transforming the world of flesh and visceral pleasure into a world of coded sterility and wired control. The soul is being put to death slowly now by this new generation of fashion fag anime geniuses and men my age may be the last noble savages left on erf. We are most definitely entering the age of rationed cheese now, and quite frankly, you can have it.... approaching a critical 'no turning back' point when if you don't get rid of these robot zombie fags now they are gonna have total control of your life in ten years.