True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

Okay we're up and running on youtube now. Gonna try it again and see if I can become a star. I'll try to keep content to music, satire and random shit. I was gonna upload carpentry videos buy I think that might detract from my musician's swagger. Jazz fusion drummers don't build decks I don't think.

https://youtube.com/@wesmontgummery

[attofishpi]

Okay we're up and running on youtube now. Gonna try it again and see if I can become a star. I'll try to keep content to music, satire and random shit. I was gonna upload carpentry videos buy I think that might detract from my musician's swagger. Jazz fusion drummers don't build decks I don't think.

https://youtube.com/@wesmontgummery

Get toit prom!

If I were a Carpenter - Full Album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTdBye3 ... jnS_PtyaXm

PLAYLIST:
1. "Goodbye to Love" American Music Club 3:12
2. "Top of the World" Shonen Knife 3:55
3. "Superstar" Sonic Youth 4:06
4. "(They Long to Be) Close to You" The Cranberries 2:40
5. "For All We Know" Bettie Serveert 3:27
6. "It's Going to Take Some Time" Dishwalla 4:16
7. "Solitaire" Sheryl Crow 4:43
8. "Hurting Each Other" Johnette Napolitano with Marc Moreland 4:09
9. "Yesterday Once More" Redd Kross 3:58
10. "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" Babes In Toyland 4:06
11. "Rainy Days and Mondays" Cracker 3:44
12. "Let Me Be the One" Matthew Sweet 3:26
13. "Bless the Beasts and Children" 4 Non Blondes 4:17
14. "We've Only Just Begun" Grant Lee Buffalo 3:51

[promethean75]

This girl is killing me, man. She had to do it to me. This is when the Steve Gadd recorded a song with the Dan and this girl is just like yeah sure I'll play it. Absolutely shameless.

https://youtu.be/1VUdnDkPowM

How can I even be noticed by her when she has a gazillion subscribers and comments? I'm not gonna fuckin ask her hand in marriage in a comment box, c'mon. And I wouldn't open an Instagram or patreon account or anything like that just to holla at someone, ya know? I'm in a fucked up way, mates, and I gotta win her attention somehow. She's a classic rock sexy beast drummer so I might have to play fuckin Free Bird or something.

[promethean75]

She released the snare strip for that Chinese sounding part... that was slick. What makes a snare pop so loudly is what looks like a wide bead bracelet laid tightly across the bottom head of the snare drum. When you hit the drum the beads get rattled and shake from the percussive blow. Release that tension and the snare drum sounds like a flat tom without the sustained reverb of a floor tom. That's what you want with that part. I dunno what Steve did in the studio originally but they had the tech to lighten the reverb on the drum tracks so he may have used a floor tom.

[promethean75]

Get the fuck outta here

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxhWDuYgeUVv ... LbHg4crNDP

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/CHqzX37Q_Cc?

Gee, let me think about it.

(I am gonna put that girl through my amp and ride her like a three leg-ged dog)

[promethean75]

I did a vid of some playing over a James Brown song, and it's blocked in Russia. Bro, if this is because of that scene in Rocky 4 when Brown does a concert in Russia and Drago gets all nervous... lol holy shit how funny would that be?

[promethean75]

Youtube analytics and logistics report. Findings show that viewer age group is averaging around 30ish with six percent female and including japan and korea as viewer countries. One of those viewers is my Asian death metal sexy beast drummer hopefully.

Maximum subscribers totaled 5 yesterday and 4 today. One of my fans may have seen my Philosophy video playlist and dropped me after hearing zizek tell him there is nothing.

I've noted that nobody listens to classic rock anymore. Don and Walter aren't getting any hits, and ZZ Top is deader'n hell. Everybody likes the drumless backing tracks, the Primus and the Rage. Mist's Breathe blew up for some strange reason. I didn't even think it was good.

[promethean75]

I need help. I need a song that is sixty seconds or less, which has very very little drums in it. I can’t think of one.

I’m wanna do something incredibly stupid.

Imagine clicking on a drummer video short, and you see a guy sitting there at the kit like he’s about to rock and bobbing his head for sixty seconds, and he only hits the cymbal like one time at the very end.

Would that get a thousand likes or what? I need that song, man. That song with like one tshhh or ding in it.

[promethean75]

If I did a Def Leopard cover and tucked my left arm in my shirt so it looked like I had only one arm, would youtube ban me you think?

[promethean75]

I don't see how it can't be known by now by Arby's marketers and planners that the shredded lettuce they use, as opposed to leaf lettuce, is their greatest marketing blunder.

Shredded lettuce is so obviously inappropriate for their sandwiches that i can't believe they're still using it.

These fucking unruly eight inch long strings of faded white-yellow lettuce bursting out from the sandwich in all directions as if they had all come to life and rush to escape being eaten.

Eating the damn thing without making a mess is a task in itself.

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/62d02f37_20250301235823_t

I usually just go to Great Clips and get a basic cut for $19, myself.

[promethean75]

Will the SEC's changes to crypto regulations counter the tanking effects that the Don's tariffs are causing?

Please discuss.

[promethean75]

So what's happening is this.100 years of capitalism and the domestic and foreign mess it has created has generated an enormous national deficit in the U.S.

Trump will now use the excuse of this debt that people like him have created through capitalism to take even greater control of the government. Cutting federal jobs to save on federal spending, for example.

Capitalism manufacturers the emergencies that later generations experience, then swoops down, claiming to be the savior. The people, being one-half powerless and one-half clueless, sop it right up.

[promethean75]

On any given day, how many fake dentists on TV vouching for some fuckin toothpaste do you see? I counted four today. And wouldn't you know it. All these dentists were twenty year old gorgeous women.

Was there ever a time when commercial advertisers were ashamed of the shit they try to pull on your brain, or have they always been scum?