Merry Christmas, Forum!

[accelafine]

It's natural for old people to be lonely and miserable.

Obviously, you are a case in point!

Well when I am I certainly don't want to be dragged off to a horrible force-fed xmas lunch run by kristiann do-gooders

[accelafine]

Repost of a Prom75 Christmas Classic:

"this year i didn't do anything but drive around looking for somewhere open to eat. not a single 'merry christmas!' passed through my lips. no trees or nativity scenes of something that probably never happened. no turtle neck sweaters. no eggnog. i gave no presents and got nuthin from nobody... becuz i got nobody.

i am

utterly

alone.

i walk the street at night and pass a brightly lit house. through the window i see a family gathering around the dinner table. i can hear them laughing. the joyful banter of holiday cheer. after a brief prayer, they begin to pass the food around. sausage cheese balls. i love sausage cheese balls. i sit down on the curb and pretend to be with them. i can taste the greenbean casserole. it's delicious. i smile and crack a joke to uncle dave; hey dave, take it easy on the turkey, big guy. u know what they say... u are what u eat. he lightly punches me in the arm as everyone laughs at my lame joke. sinatra's christmas is playing now. what a great song i think, gazing up at the stars in the winter sky. that one there! look dave, that's the star that led the wisemen to the manger. yeah, he says looking up. it sure is, prom. it sure is.

then, out of nowhere, a car zooms by and hits a pot hole in front of me. a giant wave of mud water smashes me right in the face, breaking me out of my reverie. well how do u like that. guess i better be gettin home now. 'goodbye everyone' i whisper, wiping the mud water from my face, 'and merry Christmas'."

What in god's name is a sausage cheese ball?

[accelafine]

Jebus mary and joseph tell me that's not sweet biscuits. There is something deeply wrong with Americans.

These 3-ingredient sausage balls are a real crowd pleaser, whether you serve them as a breakfast or brunch treat, a party appetizer, a game-day nibble, or a holiday hors d'oeuvre. Savory sausage, store-bought biscuit mix, and sharp Cheddar cheese team up for a yummy savory flavor that can't be beaten! My family makes these every Christmas morning.

All it needs is chocolate sause poured all over it and it would be perfect

[attofishpi]

What in god's name is a sausage cheese ball?

I've been wondering the same thing, Americans eat some weird stuff..

[attofishpi]

It's natural for old people to be lonely and miserable.

Obviously, you are a case in point!

Well when I am I certainly don't want to be dragged off to a horrible force-fed xmas lunch run by kristiann do-gooders

The dude in the wheelchair is a Christian, but yes I intend to force food down his throat just for a larf.

[accelafine]

He probably deserves it.

[attofishpi]

He probably deserves it.

If anyone deserves something rammed down their throat, it's you. (a sock or something)

[Wizard22]

Can you two just make out already?! Sheesh!

[attofishpi]

Can you two just make out already?! Sheesh!

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Nah, can't do it. Contrary to her insistence I am some form of misogynist, I am in fact a gentleman. (unless I am really really slaughtered drunk)

[bahman]

Happy New Year to everybody!

[attofishpi]

Happy New Year to everybody!

Here we go again, another thread derailment with an off-topic comment.

I'll try and get it back on track, at least in a semi style way...

Merry New Year bahman!!

...now get back to the bar and serve me a nice Expresso Martini!!

[bahman]

Happy New Year to everybody!

Here we go again, another thread derailment with an off-topic comment.

I'll try and get it back on track, at least in a semi style way...

Merry New Year bahman!!

...now get back to the bar and serve me a nice Expresso Martini!!

Sure! You want Martini? Here you go.

[attofishpi]

Happy New Year to everybody!

Here we go again, another thread derailment with an off-topic comment.

I'll try and get it back on track, at least in a semi style way...

Merry New Year bahman!!

...now get back to the bar and serve me a nice Expresso Martini!!

Sure! You want Martin? Here you go.

Martin? ....noooo, people are going to think I am a gay! (*the only gay on the forum!!)