Got any good jokes?

[attofishpi]

Hilarious scene from coupling..

How to Flirt With Men | Coupling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52771yKS3As

[attofishpi]

Peter Griffin Bares It All While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQetIIHYEnM

[Impenitent]

did you hear about the male pimple in a dress?

it was in transit...

-Imp

[promethean75]

"He (Eddie K.) was denied parole in 2017, and after declining to attend a parole hearing in 2024, Kemper was denied parole again. He is next eligible in 2031. Following his 2024 parole hearing, it was reported that Kemper was wheelchair-bound, suffered diabetes and coronary heart disease. A psychiatric evaluation conducted in April 2024 classified him as at a "high risk" to reoffend."

Parole board official: "Could you or could you not, theoretically, take your heart medication, incapacitate and abduct a victim in a public space by putting them in a modified motorcycle sidecar attached to your wheelchair and roll away down the street with them undetected, Mr. Kemper? You're only 76 years old so it wouldn't be difficult for you to do."

Big Ed: "I suppose it's theoretically possible, sir."

Parole board official: "So you do admit to thinking about doing such a thing, as you've just demonstrated."

Big Ed: "What.... no... you asked me a ques..."

Parole board official: "Parole denied, Mr. Kemper. You will be up for review again in 2031. Good day."

[attofishpi]

Truly, this is English humour at its best..


The IT Crowd - Are We Not Men?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfE-ts3IwPM&t=286s

[attofishpi]

Borat.....Ali G - Bruno - Sacha Baron Cohen (the Englishman (jew) with balls made of titanium - my GOD is this dude brave) - as Borat when he exposed the US in the southern states for some of their bigotry...and let's not forget Bruno when he was in a UFC ring as a gay man!!

A friend of mine did some landscaping in London and ended up in Jonathan Ross's back garden. Jonathan said to my mate and the crew that he had to go out but his back door was open and they could help themselves to tea\coffee\beer... (what a legend).


Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) Comes To The UK | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcHJMH6m2Os&t=618s

[Fairy]

Monday I've got Friday on my Mind.

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[promethean75]

I refuse to post this ridiculous video because after laughing my ass off i want nothing to do with it, so i will only tell you where to find it.

This girl has a rather large... well, vagina... and her labia, as it were, are a bit enlarged. She's standing up and raises her skirt, props a leg on the table, and fiddles with herself for a brief second. Whoever edited the video edited in and has her vagina singing the song Day-O (the banana boat song).

Site: Kaotic.com

Video: "gobble-gobble"

This may be among the funniest things I've ever seen. If only i could have seen it without having to see it.

It's on the first page now but will be bumped down over time.

[Fairy]

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[seeds]

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This chocolate "poop prank" by parents on their kids isn't a standard joke, per se, but it sure is adorably funny (especially the first little girl).

https://youtu.be/nS02I2o0iZY

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[Impenitent]

if candy makers went on strike, would Willie Wonka need to hire short shift workers?

-Imp

[attofishpi]

As you all know...Brian (me) would never have got through the horrible tests that GOD (him) put me (Brian) through without always...looking on the bright side of life..

So it is with great solace that I must post this photo, of the scallywags that made my sense of humour which carried me through hell..





(atheist kunts )

..may I ask that all of you make it a Christmas ritual to watch the Life of Brian.

..we used to watch the Wizard of Oz - as a family (not Dad - Dad was a twat), every Christmas.. it would be aired on UK TV.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ne way

[Impenitent]

Life of Brian is a good movie, but Die Hard is a better Christmas movie

-Imp

[attofishpi]

Life of Brian is a good movie, but Die Hard is a better Christmas movie

-Imp

That blows my mind - because I saw somewhere maybe on utube people talking about Christmas movies and Die Hard came up - !!

NAH...that aint a Christmas film, neither is WOO

I still love the original Wizard of Oz - in the 80s in UK it was aired around Christmas morning maybe midday..BBC likely (*B4 BBC betrayed unbiased reporting)

One year our main TV -the ol' cathode ray tube got screwed up - and all was displayed was a little white dot in the middle. We had a very small TV in the back room so we watched it there.

Who you calling big nose!

Where did you two come from? Nose city?

[attofishpi]

Racist Workout | Awkward Puppets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k-02-WQkYY