Halloween party costume

[attofishpi]

"Why would a man be offering to send money to some random woman on an internet forum"

Would you believe that a member at a forum i was at back in 08 wired me some money (offered without me asking) when i was homeless and living in my truck? Then, in 2011, i was sent care packages and books while in prison from other forum members. As you can see, forum members sending gifts to each other is not that strange. Certainly not in my experience.

Well in that case, would you be kind enough to donate some money to ME so that I can turn Alpha Two into a VR movie?

"totally out of prom's league of course, goes without saying but I said it nonetheless"

You're crazy, mate. I'd have Maia dressed in Gucci and driving my Escalade.

...precisely. That's not what interests ladies, you have absolutely no idea about much at all really.

Again, take of The Mask. (I suggest you watch it, you may learn a thing or two)

[promethean75]

"That's not what interests ladies"

Bro Maia knows i know she knows that i know she's not the Gucci wearing type and that i was trying to be funny when i said that.

Only you would think i thought Maia would think i was serious when i said that. I certainly didn't think she would think i thought she was like that. She knows i know she isn't like that, mate. That's what made what i said kind of funny, see.

[promethean75]

"Well in that case, would you be kind enough to donate some money to ME"

About this matter, i say that one should give only unto those who have not asked or those who have asked and are in obvious desperate need.

This prevents any imposters from exploiting your generosity. Discretion before those unto whom i give belongs to my aristocratic nature, mate.

You, my friend, fit neither of these criteria, and thus, since you both asked and are not in dire need, i must reject your inquiry and request with great haste.

[accelafine]

I really couldn't care less. I'm always fair. Women who come on here and post coy photos of themselves and flirt with the weirdos on here knowing full well they will gather like rats to cheese are just as perverted as the men. Men are just dumber

[promethean75]

"Again, take of The Mask."

I've got a Ph.D in Jim Carrey. You ain't telling me nothing.

One of my favorite scenes of all time. The sheer satirical and raw parodying force of Ace's character in the Pet Detective movies is unmatched in cinema. He is THE indisputable master and nobody else in comedy can do this.

https://youtu.be/Cj1wcs7SZj0

[promethean75]

"Women who come on here and post coy photos of themselves and flirt with the weirdos on here knowing full well they will gather like rats to cheese are just as perverted as the men. Men are just dumber"

Yes, we sexy forum beasts get this a lot from the ugly forum members.

[accelafine]

You believe that, el creepo. I don't need to flirt with words on a screen.

[promethean75]

Scene description for the visually impaired.

Ace is at a bourgeois party, and a wealthy couple comes walking down the stairs. The woman is wearing a fox wrap, which offends Ace's sensibilities because he's an animal lover. When the woman says Ace should try enjoying the fruits of nature himself, Ace punches out the man (her date), picks him up, puts him around his neck on his shoulders like a fur wrap and then starts a risqué dance around the room mocking the people in it.

[promethean75]

Please say it slower and in italics. It's El Creepo.

[accelafine]

Shame you can't proofread your own drivel.

[attofishpi]

Only you would think i thought Maia would think i was serious when i said that.

This is a philosophy forum mate. Pretty certain you'd agree I ain't the only 1

[accelafine]

Would you believe that a member at a forum i was at back in 08 wired me some money (offered without me asking) when i was homeless and living in my truck? Then, in 2011, i was sent care packages and books while in prison from other forum members. As you can see, forum members sending gifts to each other is not that strange. Certainly not in my experience.

Makes sense. Pervs have to stick together. You only have to look at what they've 'achieved' in only a few short years with the financial backing of very powerful forces indeed...

[promethean75]

"Makes sense. Pervs have to stick together."

Yes, and these pervs that helped me out were so perverted they haven't even been arrested for or associated with any acts of perversion in any common cultural, clinical, or legal sense ever in their lives. That's how perverted they are.

Thank goodness you don't peddle fake news or unsubstantiated claims. You're very good at getting the facts without even having to know the facts. It's like a tabloid journalist trick you've mastered somehow. Impressive, really. You could villify the virgin mother mary if you made an effort to, accelafine. It's uncanny.

Wtf is an 'accelafine', anyway?

[accelafine]

"Makes sense. Pervs have to stick together."

Yes, and these pervs that helped me out were so perverted they haven't even been arrested for or associated with any acts of perversion in any common cultural, clinical, or legal sense ever in their lives. That's how perverted they are.

Thank goodness you don't peddle fake news or unsubstantiated claims. You're very good at getting the facts without even having to know the facts. It's like a tabloid journalist trick you've mastered somehow. Impressive, really. You could villify the virgin mother mary if you made an effort to, accelafine. It's uncanny.

Wtf is an 'accelafine', anyway?

I only know what you have said about yourself. You can't help it. Narcissists just can't help talking about themselves ad nauseam. It's all 'I I I I I me me...'

[promethean75]

"This is a philosophy forum mate. Pretty certain you'd agree I ain't the only 1"

Nah, homegirl is an old school ILP member and has been around long enough to hear me loathe the superficial hubris of consumer culture over and over again. Rap music and everything associated with it, especially. If i say the word 'gucci', you should already know what's going on. I'm about to be a smartass of some variation.