Got any good jokes?

[henry quirk]

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[attofishpi]

What has five toes but is not on your foot?

[attofishpi]

answer: MY foot.

[promethean75]

I was gonna say two and a half chicks in skin tight spandex.

[attofishpi]

..and ya just did.

[Impenitent]

global peace cannot exist on a billiards table...

-Imp

[promethean75]

Did u hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

[promethean75]

He needed space.

[accelafine]

Two people talking, one says to the other. 1-Hey, what do you think of Michelle Marie Pfeiffer? 2- I think she is poorly proportioned, .... then 1- what? How do you think that she is going to be poorly proportioned? Then he answers 2- yes, she is poorly proportioned, .... they have never provided it to me, have they ever provided it to you??

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[Walker]

Stuart Smalley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMRX-Wj2WOk

[Impenitent]

if Old McDonald was a robot, would the chorus be "A.I.A.I.O."?

-Imp

[attofishpi]

if Old McDonald was a robot, would the chorus be "A.I.A.I.O."?

-Imp

..I supposed 'IT' would still be a farmer.

..leaving poor ol' McDonald to have to spend the rest of his day sailing the world on his super-yacht - while the robot does all the hard yards (paid for by government subsidy )


I always found the original intriguing:-
Old McDonald had a farm, E_I_E_I_Owe...

E=energy (essentially what animals on the farm are for us) and I owe, well judgment and reincarnation where you end up in a paddock ain't good is it - 6-6-6 and all that - not much of a joke, but God doesn't take (supreme arseholes) prisoners, just turns them into delicious food.

[attofishpi]

I just made this one up, because my previous thang wasn't much of a joke and I feel terrible about it.

What do you get when you cross a semi-trailer a bus and a road-train?

- usually, run over and not much more to think about in life.

[attofishpi]

Since people have been posting vids


hale & pace series 4 Episode 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JgpdyTGprs&t=1030s

..I'm sure we all know someone that suffers from "myroundaphobia"

[promethean75]

Liev Schreiber plays Harrison Ford playing a secret service agent or Harrison Ford plays Liev Schreiber playing a secret service agent?

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