A recent "MIRACLE"

[attofishpi]

My Uncle 11 years my senior has been over from England, looking after my Dad who lives an hour south of me. (my deceased mothers brother)

He is hilarious (like me ) and we have a lot of laughs together. He is a plumber - kinda retired.

Anyway, he's pretty good at spotting what things are - like I found a packed full of weird things in my glovebox and straight away he said its fittings for windsceen wipers.

Now, I can tell anything to my uncle - and he's an atheist but is very open to ideas - just wants da evidence for himself to witness.

So last year I was walking my dog and where I crossed a busy road there was a Trojan toolbox in the gutter - clearly had fallen off the back of a truck. I picked it up and placed it on the footpath in case the owner came back looking for it. I decided if it was still there when I returned from my walk I'd claim it - it was so I took it home and inspected the contents. Inside were all these metal really weird shaped things and I had no idea what they were for - probably attachments for something. - ALL METAL.

So a couple of weeks ago I had mentioned the toolbox to my uncle and was interested to see if he would work out what the contents were for. When he came over I opened the box - well - God\sages had swithced ALL the contents to PLASTIC pieces!!

Many nozzles that looked like they were for garden sprinkler systems - and I am laughing with my uncle saying "this is bollocks - this is not the original contents of the toolbox - the fittings were all metal!"

Thing is, I've been trying to convince my uncle of the God thang - even tried getting them (sages) to do some of the stuff to him like that were doing to me over the years, but alas he says nada has happened.

With further investigation turns out these NOW plastic components/fittings are for solar systems electrical connections.

I also told him about a large blue plastic barrel in my tool shed that was filled with pellets - fertiliser or something, maybe used for the hydro weed the previous owners were growing. One day I was thinking what I was going to do with that v large tub and its contents - I went into the shed, and it (barrel) was completely empty!!

[accelafine]

[attofishpi]

You need to change your medication you fucking freak. I can't believe that you are free to roam as you please. Where is 'Bedlam' when you need it?
So fucking sick of seeing all the lunatics wandering the streets.

I wonder where we could lock up miserable bitches.

You really should see someone, you are more miserable yearly - thank fuck I am not you, having a lovely day here - the Sun is shining, going to take Donnie for a walk then mow the lawn, then redesign my website - it's good to be free to do whatever I want every day of the year.

I've been playing VR kayak - wow, so realistic. I've got two physio straps that I am going to rig up to a broom handle for extra 'friction' when I paddle.

Am looking at buying a real kayak - I used to do it as a nipper in England.

Check it out: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAZlXMLTB ... IgbWlyYWdl

[accelafine]

You need to change your medication you fucking freak. I can't believe that you are free to roam as you please. Where is 'Bedlam' when you need it?
So fucking sick of seeing all the lunatics wandering the streets.

I wonder where we could lock up miserable bitches.

You really should see someone, you are more miserable yearly - thank fuck I am not you, having a lovely day here - the Sun is shining, going to take Donnie for a walk then mow the lawn, then redesign my website - it's good to be free to do whatever I want every day of the year.

I've been playing VR kayak - wow, so realistic. I've got two physio straps that I am going to rig up to a broom handle for extra 'friction' when I paddle.

Am looking at buying a real kayak - I used to do it as a nipper in England.

Check it out: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAZlXMLTB ... IgbWlyYWdl

Or lock up misogynistic, psychotic freaks like you.

[accelafine]

Just out of (no) interest, how did you become insane? Children are never insane. Was it all the drug use? Childhood trauma? Are you one of those lunatics who never wash and walk around with shit stuck to their clothes?
Or is feigning 'insanity' just a way to get away with whatever you like in the 'real' world? I find it highly suspicious that you and Gary, both self-proclaimed 'schizophrenics', can manage to write coherently and pretty much indistinguishably from anyone else of varying degrees of 'sanity'.

[accelafine]

Everyone's seen the type on public transport, sitting there abusing other passengers (usually women) or assaulting them (always women). They know that they can't be charged with anything because they have been 'certifiied insane'.

[attofishpi]

Just out of (no) interest, how did you become insane? Children are never insane. Was it all the drug use? Childhood trauma? Are you one of those lunatics who never wash and walk around with shit stuck to their clothes?
Or is feigning 'insanity' just a way to get away with whatever you like in the 'real' world? I find it highly suspicious that you and Gary, both self-proclaimed 'schizophrenics', can manage to write coherently and pretty much indistinguishably from anyone else of varying degrees of 'sanity'.

No, I am not schizophrenic - God works in mysterious ways.

Je_sus the God system we are in. God kicked my arse since 1997 whenever I returned to the Tree of Know_LEDGE - I saw a psychiatrist in 2017 to get the centrelink twats off of my back forcing me to look for work - the psychiatrist stated "so you don't think there is anything mentally wrong with you?" I said absolutely nothing wrong with me, but define schizophrenia, maybe it's God screwing with people - he asked "ok so I'll put that down on the certificate?" - I said yes.
Once he filled out some paperwork I made an insurance claim on two companies- I got payouts into superannuation - now worth $500,000 and increasing on average by 25%\year - self managed. Do the maths as to how much that will be worth in 10 years when I can cash it out without tax ..as Arthur Daley would say - it was a nice little earner - thanks God, he truly does work in mysterious ways.

RE: Mysogny, nope not once ounce of it here. I have stated many times to you how much I love\admire women. Over the years when I was younger I have got in some punch ups to protect girls at school. One of my best friends is a woman - she tells me everything and I keep it in confidence if she tells me to and she trusts me that I do. She is a graphic designer and did the layout for my book and the cover with no charge. You're welcome to read it (prolly you'll just slag it off)

https://www.androcies.com/alphatwo.php

PS: You cannot deny that you are a misandrist --> are you a lesbian?

[accelafine]

So you managed to 'get around' your moronic psychiatrist with reverse psychology You might have fooled him/her but you don't fool me.

Do you really think I'm going to feed your pathetic sexual fantasies any more?

[attofishpi]

So you managed to 'get around' your moronic psychiatrist with reverse psychology You might have fooled him/her but you don't fool me.

Do you really think I'm going to feed your pathetic sexual fantasies any more?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm thinking of volunteering to take my VR into old people's homes so that bed bound people can experience kayak and other VR stuff, what do you think?

Also, I'm thinking of buying one of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTG_nABl7n4

...i'm think I'd prefer to also have sails on it though - amazing tech.

[bahman]

My Uncle 11 years my senior has been over from England, looking after my Dad who lives an hour south of me. (my deceased mothers brother)

He is hilarious (like me ) and we have a lot of laughs together. He is a plumber - kinda retired.

Anyway, he's pretty good at spotting what things are - like I found a packed full of weird things in my glovebox and straight away he said its fittings for windsceen wipers.

Now, I can tell anything to my uncle - and he's an atheist but is very open to ideas - just wants da evidence for himself to witness.

So last year I was walking my dog and where I crossed a busy road there was a Trojan toolbox in the gutter - clearly had fallen off the back of a truck. I picked it up and placed it on the footpath in case the owner came back looking for it. I decided if it was still there when I returned from my walk I'd claim it - it was so I took it home and inspected the contents. Inside were all these metal really weird shaped things and I had no idea what they were for - probably attachments for something. - ALL METAL.

So a couple of weeks ago I had mentioned the toolbox to my uncle and was interested to see if he would work out what the contents were for. When he came over I opened the box - well - God\sages had swithced ALL the contents to PLASTIC pieces!!

Many nozzles that looked like they were for garden sprinkler systems - and I am laughing with my uncle saying "this is bollocks - this is not the original contents of the toolbox - the fittings were all metal!"

Thing is, I've been trying to convince my uncle of the God thang - even tried getting them (sages) to do some of the stuff to him like that were doing to me over the years, but alas he says nada has happened.

With further investigation turns out these NOW plastic components/fittings are for solar systems electrical connections.

I also told him about a large blue plastic barrel in my tool shed that was filled with pellets - fertiliser or something, maybe used for the hydro weed the previous owners were growing. One day I was thinking what I was going to do with that v large tub and its contents - I went into the shed, and it (barrel) was completely empty!!

Didn't you forget to wear your glasses in the first place when you witnessed all the metals!? Just kidding! I believe you. Don't bother with the people who call you a schizophrenic! I have had spiritual experiences as well since 15 years ago. To tell you the truth I am not sure that my experiences are due to my subconscious mind cheating me or they are real. I am around 58 years old and I become sure after a couple of decades, after I die, whether my experiences are true or false! So, keep your faith but have doubts as well since your subconscious mind could be a serious Witch!

[attofishpi]

Sure bahman - it's doubt like that which reminds me of Atla's insistence that I must have been confused that I was dreaming rather than what actually happened at work over a few days some years ago. Seems some people are so insistant that God does not exist that they find more ludicrous explanations to support their faith in atheism

[bahman]

Sure bahman - it's doubt like that which reminds me of Atla's insistence that I must have been confused that I was dreaming rather than what actually happened at work over a few days some years ago. Seems some people are so insistant that God does not exist that they find more ludicrous explanations to support their faith in atheism

I know where you are coming from. I am glad to hear that you have doubts.

[attofishpi]

Sure bahman - it's doubt like that which reminds me of Atla's insistence that I must have been confused that I was dreaming rather than what actually happened at work over a few days some years ago. Seems some people are so insistant that God does not exist that they find more ludicrous explanations to support their faith in atheism

I know where you are coming from. I am glad to hear that you have doubts.

What!!? No, the point I was making is that I don't have doubt.

[accelafine]

Sure bahman - it's doubt like that which reminds me of Atla's insistence that I must have been confused that I was dreaming rather than what actually happened at work over a few days some years ago. Seems some people are so insistant that God does not exist that they find more ludicrous explanations to support their faith in atheism

Right. According to Occam's razor it's far more likely that 'god' is sending you funny little 'miracles' in the form of tool boxes that change their contents (he's such a hoot) than that you actually do have schizophrenia (as diagnosed by a psychiatrist) and which you have said you have on multiple occasions, hence the fact that you can spend all day every day kayaking with your VR, presumably living off some kind of sickness benefit.
Why don't you ask your godfriend to do something useful, and cure you of your psychosis (or send you a tool box with real tools)?

Besides, just that fact that you are so insistent on the 'reality' of your delusions is proof in itself of your seriously unwell mental state. Why TF would any 'god' want to be bothered talking to you?

[attofishpi]

Sure bahman - it's doubt like that which reminds me of Atla's insistence that I must have been confused that I was dreaming rather than what actually happened at work over a few days some years ago. Seems some people are so insistant that God does not exist that they find more ludicrous explanations to support their faith in atheism

Right. According to Occam's razor it's far more likely that 'god' is sending you funny little 'miracles' in the form of tool boxes that change their contents (he's such a hoot) than that you actually do have schizophrenia (as diagnosed by a psychiatrist) and which you have said you have on multiple occasions, hence the fact that you can spend all day every day kayaking with your VR, presumably living off some kind of sickness benefit.
Why don't you ask your godfriend to do something useful, and cure you of your psychosis (or send you a tool box with real tools)?

Besides, just that fact that you are so insistent on the 'reality' of your delusions is proof in itself of your seriously unwell mental state. Why TF would any 'god' want to be bothered talking to you?

My word you are a bitter, miserable old slag. Your life must suck arse

Like I didn't have a toolbox full of strange bits and bobs all made of metal - and then my uncle (who I have a laugh with about how wacky God is with this convoluted REAL_IT_Y with me) comes over and I open it and now it's ALL plastic bits and bobs!! - - WOW - I must be confused\psychotic - for certainly the contents must have been plastic crap all along!!

..yeah God doesn't exist - he could never turn water into wine.