attofishpi wrote: ↑Mon Jun 10, 2024 6:01 am
Systematic wrote: ↑Sun Jun 09, 2024 11:46 pm
Being woke is futile. It's like being nailed to a cross and trying to survive longer. The anti-woke are determined to f*** up the world.
On that note, here, we might say, is the Woke Creed -- minus the posturing and self-congratulation:
- I am WOKE because I'm insecure about how virtuous other people think I am.
- I am WOKE because I am rich, Western, upper middle class and spoiled.
- I am WOKE because nothing is ever my fault.
- I am WOKE because I am bored.
- I am WOKE because the major mass media is.
- I am WOKE because I believe I see things that the rest of civilization is asleep to.
- I am WOKE because I know nothing true about history.
- I am WOKE because I believe everything is "constructed."
- I am WOKE because somebody who seemed smarter than me told me I should be.
- I am WOKE because I don't want to diet or exercise.
- I am WOKE because I don't pay my own bills.
- I am WOKE because I am envious and covetous.
- I am WOKE because I could not establish relationships of family or community.
- I am WOKE because I am terrified of climate change.
- I am WOKE because I am terrified of growing up and becoming an adult.
- I am WOKE because I am a violent person, but am weak and need a mob to help me act on that.
- I am WOKE because I like free things, and trust that Big Government will parent me forever.
- I am WOKE because I can't build, invent or add anything to society...but I can complain and destroy, instead.
- I am WOKE because I hate order and authority, and want to be left free to do anything I please.
- I am WOKE because I think power is behind all alleged morality, and there is no such real thing as morality...except that I have lots of it myself.
- I am WOKE because I think what I put on for show is much more important than anything I have actually done.
- I am WOKE because I can't think for myself, and have limited critical faculties.
- I am WOKE because I don't do logic.
- I am WOKE because I don't understand science.
- I am WOKE because I think self-contradictions are no problem for coherence.
- I am WOKE because I believe race is an absolute, ironclad fact that defines every person and cannot be denied, but biological sex is completely fluid.
- I am WOKE because I don't know what a "woman" is.
- I am WOKE because I am sexually adrift, debauched, or confused, and determined to make everybody else that way.
- I am WOKE because I am terrified of the lack of meaning my secular society has left me with.
- I am WOKE because I have achieved nothing, and fear I never will achieve anything.
- I am WOKE because I follow the most wicked promulgator of lies in all of human history down the dark tunnel of Marxism.
- I am WOKE because I fear I am a piece of historical flotsam, swirling toward the drain of time, and desperately trying to establish my own signficance, and willing to see the world burned to ashes in order to make that happen.
But why be "proud" of any of that?
