True Story of the Day

[vegetariantaxidermy]

No fishpie's right. They're neighbors man, and the dispute is over making noise at a party. So they're not strangers and they're not tryna go full ham on each other. They know each other (i think), and it's harder to beat someone's ass if u know them.

Ok. So you know them then. Right. Neighbours who post silly fake videos of silly fake fights...

[attofishpi]

No fishpie's right. They're neighbors man, and the dispute is over making noise at a party. So they're not strangers and they're not tryna go full ham on each other. They know each other (i think), and it's harder to beat someone's ass if u know them.

Ok. So you know them then. Right. Neighbours who post silly fake videos of silly fake fights...

See, fishpie is right again!!

[promethean75]

Not everything is a report, video or picture created by Israel's IDF, veggies. You've been watchin that shit so long you've lost your ability to decipher what's real anymore.

Haven't u ever been in a half-fight with someone u kinda know over an issue that isn't really that important but still pisses u off enough to wanna punch em?

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Not everything is a report, video or picture created by Israel's IDF, veggies. You've been watchin that shit so long you've lost your ability to decipher what's real anymore.

Haven't u ever been in a half-fight with someone u kinda know over an issue that isn't really that important but still pisses u off enough to wanna punch em?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You can both fuck off and have male relations with each other.

[promethean75]

Stop tryna interfere with our bromance, lady.

Bros before hos, fish.

*knuckle bump*

[attofishpi]

Stop tryna interfere with our bromance, lady.

Bros before hos, fish.

*knuckle bump*

Absolutely. Veg, I intend to remain an arse virgin.

[promethean75]

I think I'm gonna start loan sharkin. Found an ad where somebody is asking for a loan to keep their power on. Said the city's fixin to cut it off and it's cold af outside, etc.

If i do this I'm gonna need some runners. Real stand-up guys who won't go soft on me when it comes time to collect. U know it's hard times, these fuckas they gotta buy. I need... u know I need dough like anyone. So wuddaya think, we got somethin goin here or what?

Veg, fishpie, Age, u guys in? And Age u can't question the shit out of the clients. I'm payin u to do a job, not play Socrates.

[promethean75]

https://streamable.com/9cgde4

[promethean75]

The stages are in this order.

First the degenerate are created by capitalism. Next, capitalism appropriates the degeneracy of the degenerate to capitalize on it. But, in the assimilation of the degeneracy, the degenerate begins to recognize it's degenerate nature. Then (and finally) capitalism appropriates the recognized degeneracy of the degenerate and creates ways to capitalize even on that; if cRap music is shit, sell cRap music that is a parody of the shit that cRap music is.

The result: https://youtu.be/uGkSuUtUMNI

It works like this: if I am an asshole, then I'll be an asshole with purpose and intent and you'll not be able to say I'm this way by accident and unintentionally. I get credit, I'm in control, and the joke is turned on u becuz of this. You're the one paying for this crap. Gotcha.

[promethean75]

I got five dollars on the Kung fu master in the green shirt.

https://kaotic.com/video/6e403d0b_20240126103357_t

[promethean75]

Just so u guys know, i won't be posting tomorrow at 9:00 PM becuz The Many Lives Of Martha Stewart is coming on CNN.

I will address any questions u have for me after the program is over.

[Sculptor]

Despite the Magacamels on this Forum sricking their heads in the samd, the bog story of the moment is....

A New York jury has said Donald Trump must pay $83.3m (£65.6m) to E Jean Carroll, a writer he was found to have defamed by denying her allegation of sexual assault. Legal experts say the award is a message to the former president to stop smearing her.
Last year Ms Carroll won another civil case in which a separate jury found Mr Trump legally responsible for sexually abusing and defaming her, and awarded her $5m in damages.
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WHy is Trump so gullible to the suggestions of his lawyers?
This issue is dragging on because of Trump not letting it die.

[promethean75]

The whole thing is disgusting. All parties involved. I would throw em all in a burlap sack... but Alina's already in one.

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[promethean75]

This one's not new but there's extended footage that's not in the other one the once supersexy Carol D posted before.

https://youtu.be/aFaXli51mWE

"... at least that makes one more off the street permanently"

Why do they always say this? When aksed why the execution was a good thing, they reply that that means it's 'over for good'. But it already was over for good. Ted the Bundbarian was doing life without parole in a supermax prison. This isn't Pitkin county jail, people. There is no bustin out. No shit, every one of em ever interviewed. The same nonsense answer.

Now if u hate the guy and want em dead, that's okay. U can do that becuz that makes sense.

"... I was living one street over from the girl that was attacked. It coulda been me"

Um, sweetheart, sexy Ted wouldn't attack u with someone else's ten foot pole. Don't flatter yourself.

[attofishpi]

I watched this video the other day from channel MrBallen - that guy has some great stories and is very good at telling them. This one is hilarious about some dunder head that keeps getting richer even when the high society people around him want him out of their circles and so give him really bad investement advice to try and make him fail - every time turns into a money spinner for him, amazing and hilarious.,

What rich old men do with their money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCvx4jikmsI