True Story of the Day

[promethean75]

Hey u know what's so great about today? Tonight u guys can go out and you'll fit right in.

I'm kidding I'm kidding.

[Age]

So for the last two years I've been doing a lot of work for a guy who runs a restaurant with his girlfriend. I did some siding replacement, interior trim, fixed a roof leak, etc., at the restaurant. Got to know all the staff pretty well becuz I was there often working. Following that the guy had me replace some windows at his house. Through him i met my (now history) pot dealer.

I'm at the dealer's house and we're arguing over what he's charging me for some indica vape cartridges. Finally he snaps and says get the fuck off my property yada yada. So i start pullin down the driveway. His white trash wife comes runin out and i hear her scream 'you're sick!' and he starts hollerin 'you're gonna burn in hell. Fire, mother fucker!'

Now this is not something u say when u have an argument over the price of a cartridge. No. This is something u say when u think someone's a pedophile.

It took everything I had not to kill em both right there.

Just as i thought all along; the guy at the restaurant looked me up and saw me on the SO registry. Told everybody. We're talking like fifteen people. They're all a big redneck click related to each other, etc.

For two years. And I was always suspicious that he may have done that becuz of the way everybody interacted with me. Contemptous af. Standoffish.

Now it never crossed his mind to ask me about the charges, and i certainly wouldn't ever offer this information becuz what if he didn't know, and now he does becuz I told him. This is what I live with.

Lol. Imagine being around people for two years who think of u as the lowest scum on the earth. And imagine being superior in every way to those people who think you're scum. Define irony.

Imagine THINKING or BELIEVING that one could even be, let alone is, 'superior', in ANY way, to "another person".

Absolutely NO person is 'better' NOR 'less' 'superior' than ANY "other person". 'people' ARE ONLY 'different' FROM "each other", NOT 'superior' NOR 'inferior' in ANY way.

In any case, every time this happens (and it's happened before), an angel loses its wings and the state goes further into my pocket.

Two fuckin years I'm hanging out with people who think I'm a fuckin child molester. Define alienation.

[promethean75]

So Einstein isn't superior to bill nye at doing physics?

I might be the only one left who doesn't have u on ignore, age, so go easy on the caps or you'll freak me out like u did everyone else.

[promethean75]

Edward scissors hands and MC Ashtray shot over bumpin' (loud) music.

https://www.kaotic.com/video/b4b97064_20231031103752_t

What should this dude have done?

1. Lay back in the cut and retain himself

2. Stall him out, Debo

3. Wave his hands in the air like he just don't care

4. Sip on some gin 'n juice

5. Put a sack of the chronic in his back pocket, Loc, 'n find himself a lighter so he can take a smoke

6. repasent east coast

7. Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/DldT4QiydvE

Why is she so mad at Allen? She acts like Allen should know this stuff. He's just chillin enjoying his retirement reading his Better Homes And Gardens magazine in his comfortable sweater and this freak comes charging into the room and explodes on em. Wtf.

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/DQWdySiNy6k

Cheesecake + Cookie = Chookie

[promethean75]

so i go to el dorados for lunch and I'm sittin in the parking lot waiting for them to open at 11:00 LIKE THEIR GOOGLE MAP HOURS SAY, and they don't open.

this kind of shit infuriates me. I've got the good nerve to tell those fuckers that if i am misinformed about their hours of operation one more time, I'll burn that fuckin burrito hut to the ground.

or like when i go to a fastfood restaurant and becuz they're short staffed that day, only the drive through is open. u park, get out of the car, walk up to the door and it's locked.

put a fuckin sign on the window that's large enough to see without getting out of your car that says DINING ROOM CLOSED. You got twenty other giant meal deal and milkshake signs stuck on every other window... but u can't have one made that u stick up when the dining room is closed? if i get out of my car one more time only to be denied by a locked door, I'll burn your fuckin place to the ground.

i have absolutely no patience for capitalist insolence. get of your fat ass and manage your fucking store properly or die scumbag.

[promethean75]

why is St. Jude using Marlo Thomas to do the children cancer commercials? see if u can guess.

that's right; she's the prototype of the target audience. old white wealthy trust fund and/or alimony women with scratchy voices from smoking virginia slims for fourty years and vast amounts of plastic surgery. these are the ones who are most likely to donate.

[LuckyR]

why is St. Jude using Marlo Thomas to do the children cancer commercials? see if u can guess.

that's right; she's the prototype of the target audience. old white wealthy trust fund and/or alimony women with scratchy voices from smoking virginia slims for fourty years and vast amounts of plastic surgery. these are the ones who are most likely to donate.

Huh? As the daughter of the founder Danny Thomas, she's the National Outreach Director.

[promethean75]

scene: suburban middle class family is seated at the dinner table. they begin routine family matters conversation they'd rather not have but feel obligated to have becuz in every movie they've ever seen, families at dinner tables always end up having the conversation. money matters, school projects, dad's promotion, cindy's new boyfriend mark, etc. this time Todd brings up his identity crisis.

Todd: i just don't feel right being a guy, dad. mom u understand don't u?

mom: sweetie, we want u to express yourself however u feel comfortable. u know that. your father's just old fashioned so he's having a difficult time accepting all this. but he still loves u.

dad: i don't pretend to understand any of this, son, but your mother's right. i love u no matter what or who u choose to be. if u want to be a girl, be a girl. but this. this is just udder confusion, son!

[promethean75]

why global warming works in my favor. temperatures this winter have been and will continue to be uncharacteristically warmer than usual. I've noted an average of 50 degree days over the past month and in the weeks to come. this is swell becuz i work outside much of the time and my fingers don't work when it's 40 degrees or less, and i don't wear gloves. ever tried to dig a nail out of your tool bag with bigass gloves on? u can't do it. you'll fiddle around in the pocket for five minutes before u get a grip on it. so now i can start my work days early without having to wear gloves becuz it's 45 or more degrees by 9:00 almost every morning.

also, my usual plan has always been to work a whole bunch in the spring and fall so i can hoard enough money so that i don't have to work as much in the summer and winter. summers are dreadful here.

now that industrialization has substantially warmed the planet, i can comfortably work more during the winter months. so, while the summers may become hotter as a result, the winters also become warmer, allowing me utilize an additional season for more work.

thoughts? views?

[promethean75]

so every second or third time i come to the site, i get a connection timed out error. it's been happening since my return from my hiatus. are u guys getting this too?

let's look at a few possible explanations.

1. the site is undergoing sporadic maintenance and/or upgrades

2. Rick James hasn't got the bullocks to ban me so he's gotten into the admin panel and set the site to reject my IP every other time i attempt to load the forum, for shits and giggles

3. a remote hacker instead of Rick James is doing 2

i find all this computer stuff fascinating. like u really can do anything u want if u know the right code, huh? these guys are like the architect in the matrix. i feel like in the future when AI tries to take over, all these hackers are gonna join up and fight to save mankind from the skynet chatbots.

[promethean75]

https://youtu.be/VprQ-OVabpY

they don't really want to kill each other becuz capitalism is a warm-hearted, friendly system not full of liars and scoundrels and master manipulators with shifty eyes, but people who are genuinely concerned and want to help rather than get a yuge bonus for talking a customer into buying an overpriced product or service that won't perform like its advertised to. u can totally tell.

and when the young mr. miyagi looks at em, goes 'pfft' and walks out. now if u sat down with him and had a debate about the merits of capitalism, he'd jump up and down about how great it is. okay then why did u go 'pfft' at those two weasels trying to get a contract with u?

btw this kind of overt subliminal activity in such commercials is destroying your brain piece. it's turning u into a double-standardized buffoon who doesn't know what he thinks anymore. capitalism is good. capitalism is bad. whatever. how much do u want for it? and don't try to hustle me i known what you're tryna do. capitalism is so great tho. i hate u. you're a scheming liar. capitalism is so wonderful I'm so glad we get to go through this together. u the seller and me the buyer. let's hold hands and practice capitalism together. u go first. try to cheat me and then I'll try to cheat u. capitalism is so great. no wait capitalism is so ugly. no seriously how much do u want for it tho?

[promethean75]

https://kaotic.com/video/5ec9d5d9_20231228084631_t

That's exactly what u do. The only thing u can do. The POleece never got close enough to identify em, so unless they called in in advance, there's no units in the immediate area ready to apprehend em. Now they simply dissappear and blend in.

The coast guard is satisfied enough with getting the drugs so they're not gonna beach their own boat and chase after the guys.

Well done, gentlemen.

[promethean75]

If any of u guys are goin to Times Square tonight to see the ball drop at midnight, I'll be there, so look for me.

I'll be the guy in the navy blue adidas jacket who sets a bookbag down by the police baracade, stands for one minute pretending to be texting on his phone, and then causally walks off without the bookbag for some reason.